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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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#glad we all think alike

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Spread this for a larger sample size, please.

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someone should tell the Wheel of Time guy that it's called a "clock"

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Just popped in to have a look at my wip and bad news everybody, it hasn't updated since I last looked. Jesus this writer is slow.

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#Sony has always been a long term rental kind of company #and i only found that out after i dropped PS+ #all those games I thought I bought with my premium subscription discount? they can only be played while subscribed #i was so mad #I've made sure to buy discs ever since #and how can you not when their flagship games take up a quarter of your available memory space?

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you’re very special to me *gives you this*

#the most lizard #caught in the awkward evolutionary teen phase between being a skink and being a bearded dragon

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Effervescent

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

#i might have forgotten that voysger was not a Mars Rover #Tumblr loves those little guys

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If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it���s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.

#i definitely saw it on my phone and said ''fun! but that will be easier on my desktop later tonight''

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you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today

#6 hours alone with my niece and neither of us died 👌

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feeling called out today

credit: _ADWills

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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.

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Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you

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It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

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that feeling you get when you see a popular post from pre-2013 tumblr and you go on their blog and see that op is still posting regularly......hotel california ass website genuinely