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JOHN: if you normalized something (non-awful) because your family did it and then realized it was not, in fact, normal or remotely common, i would love to hear about it. i'll start.

JOHN: the villain in my bedtime stories was always the president of the home owner's association and i was sooooo confused when no one else had heard of him.

JANE: When I was a kid, my dad and I would play that game at the playground where the kid stays up on the climbing structure and the adult stays on the ground to chase the kid. Usually the adult is like a monster or a lava monster, or something. But my dad always pretended to be George Bush?

JOHN: OKAY?

ROSE: My mom never let me roll down the windshield when we were on highways, because, and I quote, "the car is goign so fast tht the wind can topple cars". And I just... never questioned it until years later. Turns out she just didn't like the noise.

DAVE: oh yknow that game grown ups do with young children where they chase you around and go "oh youre so cute i could eat you up! im gonna eat ya!" that kind of thing

DAVE: ok well when my bro did that i used to go "no you wont you love me. also im your only brother"

DAVE: then my bro would go really silent and tell me that actually No i had another older sibling that he cannibalized. i only survived because i was a cute baby and he waited too long and i got too big to fit in the pot anymore

DAVE: and it would make me really angry because i knew he was lying but i had no way to prove it and he thought it was the funniest thing ever

DAVE: anyway i only found out in school when i was trying for a "lol so relatable" type of joke with my friends that apparently being told your whole life that you had a dead middle sibling that my bro cannibalized isnt a common thing that other families also do

JOHN: ...dude,

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TT: You came back wrong and I am racked with guilt, because I cannot bear to see you like this and I should have let you rest. I loved you so much that I defied death itself, but I do not think either of us are happy.

TG: this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

TT: Stop it, I was trying to be gothic.

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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

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DAVE: i told my friend johns dad that he was hot

DAVE: (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic

DAVE: john was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

DAD: “I THINK IF I WERE BORN IN YOUR GENERATION I MIGHT HAVE BEEN BISEXUAL.”

DAVE: and john got kinda mad at me lmao

ROSE: Fuck his dad.

KANAYA: Fuck His Dad

TEREZI: FUCK H1S D4D.

KARKAT: FUCK HIS DAD.

WV: I LOVE DEMOCRACY.

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silly

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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Grumbo in a nutshell

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how the signs react to being called cute

aries: haha thanks 0_0

taurus: oh,,, uhh,,, thank you?

gemini: no

cancer: i am NOT cute you fucking pissbaby

virgo: I Have A Wife.

leo: thank you!!! you are furry cute yourself!

libra: HAHA simp alert

scorpio: i know.

sagittarius: oh..... oh my.... i need a towel....

capricorn: cool

aquarius: you mean it?!

pisces: thank you!!!! glub 38)

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You have been visited by the seaslug of deepsleep and the void

Reblog to also have deep restful sleeps and to be completely obfuscated from your enemies so they wont ever find you during hibernation

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@jade-week day 2! meme redraw :))

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Has anyone done this yet or did we all just forget about this scene

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Come on, English, no need to show off.

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Next upd8 leaked

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I posted this on twitter but not here I can't remember why

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