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Envoyform Venli by zirael_art

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Cultivation doin what she does best

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People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

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#ssp4

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The women’s 2X shirt my mom gave me that shows off my happy trail in a thirst trap manner does not fit men’s 2X/womens 3X me im sorry to say. But I ordered a pizza in retribution for yesterdays Great a pizza Fuckup and so these ill fitting clothes will have to host my too big too large body. Fuck you.

#luke.txt #drunkposting #IM SORRYYYYYY IM JUST TOO BIG FOR CLOTHESSSSSSSSSS

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Whenever I am drunk and do a little burp-hiccup and I imagine Dalinar drunk and doing a little burp-hiccup my heart melts. Because I am down bad for that man. My god

#luke.txt #drunkposting #he is probably realistically speaking unappealing in the physical department during washed up dilf era #but that doesn’t stop me from WANTING HIM SO BAD #oh dalinar. I pray if you were real we would fuck nasty. #nsfw text

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I was worried that T would make me have a strange unfathomable new sexual identity but im still a queer switch verse thank god. Anyway tonight im feeling particularly bottom-y. Dalinar put a baby in me pleeeeeease im asking nicely

#luke.txt #drunkposting #pretend my iud doesn’t exist. we’re breeding kink this shit up #fetal alcohol syndrome ass child! yeah baby! #dalimar YOU could make me the first transmasc absent father. I believe in you. #nsfw text

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The contest of champions is strip poker, and baby? Dalinar is losing so bad. If Odium must reign, at least give us Dalinar in naught but the skivviest of skivvies like there is 100% a bit of ball hanging out and shit. Oh Dalinar. So hairy. So big. Smirking emoji im too drunk to find wait lemme see if I can find it. 😏. Oh that was easier than I thought. ANYWAY. Bondsmith Belly Send Tweet.

#luke.txt #drunkposting #I need to be put down like a rabid dogggggggg #nsfw text #probably I don’t remember what’s in the post lmaooooo #I just know I am SO HORNY FOR DALINAR and need him wearing as little clothes as possible #Brandon Sanderson if you love me you’ll do this for me in kowt #dalinar cold bath scene 2!!!!!!‼︎

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kaladin: my chemical romance, the mountain goats, simple plan; listens mostly by artist

shallan: hayley williams (solo), femtanyl, the crane wives; 20k+ playlists

adolin: the spice girls, lemon demon, beethoven; everything into one huge heap, no organisation whatsoever, doesn't help that he has an indiscrutable music taste meaning if he gets his hand on the speaker you will be completely blindsited at least once

#I JUST KNOW KALADIN HAS SPENT GLADIATOR 2 AS HIS MOST LISTENED TO SONG EVERY SPOTIFY WRAPPED

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having to figure out what normal human levels of drinking in one sitting are from memes and pop culture jokes and shit is so funny. nearest I can tell 3 drinks is the 10 drinks of small and well-adjusted people

#luke.txt #drunkposting #addictionposting #oh 140 pound infrequent drinker how lucky you are to follow a sober → tipsy → drunk → wasted → probs blackout trajectory with every drink

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does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

#me from real life. also dalinar i guess

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I usually write Adolin as straight because he reminds me so much of my god-forgot-to-make-him-bisexual brother but he and Jakamav having kidz bop purple dragon jungle juice is so funny to me

#luke.txt

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#dalinar

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I love sadalinar toxic yaoi swag but also…… I am a big ol softie……. I like when those guys simply hold each other

#luke.txt #drunkposting #purple dragon jungle juice #throughout all that. even when he was homicidal about him. #I believe Sadeas thought Dalinar was very handsome

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this is both old and not great art but I’m posting it anyway because I thought about it and started crying a little bit. Call the ooc police I’ll have sex with them

#thinking about itttttt 🥺🥺🥺

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Welcome to the Cosmere Mini Bang!

Event Info | Guidelines/FAQ | Timeline | Ask

What is a Big Bang/Mini Bang?

From Fanlore:

A Big Bang (or “Bang” for short) is a specific type of challenge usually involving long fics and accompanying artwork. This type of challenge is a reprise of the old zine tradition of collaboration between artists and writers for internet fandoms. Most Big Bangs have a similar format: Writers sign up to take part in the challenge and begin writing stories. When the early drafts of the stories are available, each one is assigned one or more artists, or artists might claim stories from posted summaries. Artists create fanart to go along with the story. This art can take the form of illustrations, manips, photo collages, vids, icon sets, etc.

Mini bangs are similar to big bangs, but are smaller in scope, with a smaller word count requirement than traditional big bangs.

So, what exactly is the word minimum?

We’ve set up two tracks for this event: the Mini Bang and the Petite Bang.

For the Mini track: writers are expected to write a minimum of 3k words. Artists should create one simple piece to accompany their writer’s fic—the definition of a “simple” piece is up to artist discretion, but should approximately match the amount of work writers put into their fic.

For the Petite track: writers are expected to write a minimum of 10k words. Artists should create one complex piece OR two simple pieces—again, definitions are up to artist discretion.

How long do I have to do this? 

Writer sign-ups are open from Wednesday, May 1 to Wednesday, June 12, and are expected to have 50% of their work done by Sunday, August 4, at which point they will be asked to provide a summary and excerpt of their fic for artist claims. 

Artist sign-ups are open from Wednesday, May 1 to Wednesday, July 31. Claims happen a few days later, and artists will receive their assignments a few days after that.

Fics and art are to be posted beginning on Wednesday, October 16. This gives writers four months total to work on their fic, and artists a little over two months to create their art. 

Sounds good! How do I sign up? 

Sign-ups open on Wednesday, May 1. The form for writers is HERE, and for artists is HERE. Please be sure to read the Event Guidelines/FAQ before signing up!

#gonna be repping sadalinar for this 💯 #forcing some poor artist to draw them….. yes….. YES……

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You're now a cat owner.

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#gonna tag this as #princess the sadalinar cat #attaching herself to sadeas as a little tiny BABY