isetmyfriendsonfire

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[isetmyfriendsonfire]

i had a friend tell me the other day that he likes steely dan but doesn't "get" their music. what the fuck does that mean lol

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i wish i could just be a devious dennis the menace type kid forever and carry a slingshot and blow bubbles with my gum while i walk around with my hat on backwards and a tuft of hair sticking through the cutout for the strap. yeaaaap that would totally be me

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autistic bladee be like train gaaaaaaaaaang

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kurt cobain was a huge tool and nirvana sucked but lying about being a feminist to get laid was kinda boss

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

The Sopranos - 4x08 “Mergers & Acquisitions”

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i got a pair of zoom fly 5's for $10 at goodwill fuck with me

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

i parked my truck on my friend's dead end street to ride somewhere with him and fucking got blocked in by a police blockade having a standoff with some dude that barricaded himself in a house further up the street and after 12 fucking hours they finally realized he wasn't even in there and now i have to walk 4 miles across town to go pick up my truck 😑

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

taylor swift fortnite feat post malone

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katamari olive

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#lmao i used to always call it getshit asspacked this is great

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

job applications asking for your previous supervisor's name and phone number is so fucking funny i don't think i've ever worked a job with a supervisor who's first name i remembered even a week after i was out of there

#that shit is like exclusively for corporate drone linkedin retards who take themselves too seriously and unironically 'network'

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[isetmyfriendsonfire]

The president has passed away from a very strong rat bite

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kanye and yung lean laughing and frolicking through a field of flowers life is so beautiful

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

the wry chuckler

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when are they dropping the jamiroquai fortnite emote