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Alexander, at Starbucks: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots

Burr, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine

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I Died Wtf 😂

i was talking to my coworker and mentioned my gf offhand and he looks at me and goes "oh well that makes sense" and when i was like whatchu mean, he said "i hope this doesnt come out the wrong way but people of your nature tend to speak about different things than straight ppl"

"???wait what do i talk about?"

"you know. smart things."

"...are you saying straight people are stupider?"

"honestly? yeah"

and when i tell u i fucking screamed

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*vibe checks you* George Washingdad reacts to Lams??

Alexander and John: [staring lovingly into each other's eyes]

Washington: What the fuck? Is that allowed? What the fuck?

Alexander: Stop.

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All of the above

reblog/like this if you either:

are a useless lesbian

love a useless lesbian

support useless lesbians

are a dragon

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Everyone Is Welcome Here

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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Best Cover Of Guns And Ships

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LAST WEEK WE CAN USE THIS SOMEONE HIT THE PANIC BUTTON

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this is the offical ‘i care’ symbol this is how it works: basically you reblog this and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at there message. if you care about your followers please reblog

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Alex: *blushes*

Philip: I Know Something And I Can Tell Mom

Alex: About What?

Philip: You And Someone, Together.

Alex: Your Mom Already Knows About Maria

Philip: What About... *puts hair in ponytail* John?

Alex: Shit..

Philip: MOM!

Alex: Dont You Dare.

#musical lams #lams

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Some Of The Best songs

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Here is some lams for you

Alex: I Have Something I Need To Get Off My Chest.

John: Please Say It’s Your Shirt

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Eliza:Hey

Alex:Hey?

Eliza:Hey

Alex:Hey?

Eliza:Hey

Alex:Hey?

Eliza:Hey

Alex:Hey?

Eliza:Oooh I do I do I do I do Woah!

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Best thing ever