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some more art because im on a roll! have some sonamy too :}

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In a sonamy mood lately :}

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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Warlocks, paladins, and wizards all have a Monster That Is A Twisted Parody Of This One Class. Warlocks have deathlocks, paladins have death knights, wizards have liches, nothics, boneclaws, demiliches, and probably a couple more I’m forgetting because wizards just can’t get enough of that Forbidden Knowledge

These are really fun for RP - face a warlock against a deathlock and have them confront the terrifying relationship between a warlock and their patron, have a paladin struggling with their faith fight a death knight, have a wizard struggle with not relating to a nothic because wizards just can’t get enough of that Forbidden Knowledge - so fuck it. Why not have a Monster That Is A Twisted Parody Of This One Class with every class?

A monster that was Once A Druid that’s now apathetic and lazy, and doesn’t care about the balance of nature. Let the oceans boil, let the forests fall to rot, let the weak and frail die. All things die - all but me, says the Rotkeeper.

A monster that was Once A Barbarian who let the rage totally consume them, body and soul. They know nothing but rage and hunger, and let the poison of hate flow through their veins to the point that the blood of the Grendel is a deadly, fiery toxin

A monster that was Once A Rogue who stole the wrong artifact, or assassinated the wrong priest, or hid in the wrong shadows. So wrong that their greed, their cowardice, their ambition poisoned their soul and turned them into the Dragonsick, who rots metal, who turns invisible, who infects others with unattainable Want

And so on

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Whiterun and the mysterious case of the dragon corpse.

This thing falls from the sky everytime I go through a door into whiterun. Skyrim is a fully functioning game, with absolutely no bugs.

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whenever I see these comments I imagine Im in a busy marketsquare and the merchants are yelling as you walk by

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Another one

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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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You can say a lot of things about Skyrim’s writing but “My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?” is a raw fucking thing to say when you’re about to be killed

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I think when I say “suspend your disbelief” people think I mean “stop using ur critical thinking” when in reality I mean “just because they didn’t spoon feed u information on why fairies can fly and there’s a giant rat for no reason don’t freak out”. just don’t be Mr cinemasins

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