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Don’t Be a Lawyer

#hello I am a lawyer #100% accurate

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What do bakers and necromancers have in common?

They both want their creations to rise correctly.

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I really wish there was an option on those Customer Service Surveys that says specifically, “The representative I spoke to was lovely and helpful and deserves all of the raises but I think that you, as a corporation, should die in a fire.”

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let’s all take a break from the discourse to celebrate the fact that aubrey plaza came out as bisexual

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no moment like the present moment

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I just had this realization that Kit Kats used to be wrapped in foil and have paper labels and I’m reeling that I remembered this and that I lived through the transition to plastic wrappers.

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∙ I never know where to put a camera when I’m shooting carriages pulling away ‘cause there’s no emotion to drive it. But there’s the emotion  —  Joe Wright’s Commentary

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Rey is just a young girl going through something. My favorite thing about [her] is that strong moral compass. Even having grown up quite lonely, she meets people and immediately tries to do the right thing. - Daisy Ridley

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Me if I was superman

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power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”

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Bless these women and bless this article. Read/see more here. 

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When someone asks what I’m smiling at on my phone

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This Cat Has Unconditional Love for Her Glass Bowl.

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after all these years i never thought id lose

tfw the world is ending and ur crush locks in his shop to read a book instead of spending time with u

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