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itphoneguy
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𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬.
your-fave-ship-is-canon
They’re All Canon
lov3-myself
Awkward & Weird
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walking into my rhodes island office, hanging up my coat, pushing W and Ines off my desk, wiping off the blood, and opening a message from Kal that says 'kill yourself' and then is followed by 'ignore that last message'. I nod thoughtfully and ignore that last message. I take a sip of my coffee. It's Muelsyse. I spit her out into the sink. I open the cabinet and get a new mug. Ho'olheyak is in the cabinet. I sit down at my desk and respond affirmatively to the email from Platnium asking me if Gravel has been bothering me. (This gets them into a subtext filled deathmatch, which is enrichment in their enclosure.) I respond to Amiya's last cute text emoji with a ':P', which she likes within 10 seconds. I clock out. I get a beer with Hoederer and Pallas. They get into a poetry battle in 3 different languages. 5 minutes of downtime. 6 hours of brooding on the landship considering the burden of the world (in the rain.) Amiya shows up with an umbrella eventually. She asks me how my day was. I say: good.
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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..
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Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.
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can persephone please catch a break cuz that’s twice now she hasn’t been able to raise her kids due to divine fuckery 🫠
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No, Lebron! Don't pull the lever in Aldia Keep and release Royal Sorcerer Navlaan! You'll miss out on his questline! LEBRONNNN!!!
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No, LeBron James! Don't use that Fire Keeper Soul to enhance your Estus Flask after defeating Sir Lautrec the Embraced! You need that particular version of the Soul to revive Anastacia of Asto-- LeBron!
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