itsteaveetime

[itsteaveetime]

//yeah I just scrolled back through years of content to force tumblr to review whatever dumb crap their terrible software erroneously flagged.  

Tumblr you did this to yourself.

I do miss writing this dork, tho.// 

[itsteaveetime]

“You brought up favoriteses, not me.  

But I am everybody’s problematic fave, that’s, like, indisputable.”

"Long time no see. How've you been lately, Mike?"

“It wasn’t thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat long.  Unless time gets longer when you’re old.  Sometimes my mom doesn’t know what day it is?  Anyway: I totally said.  Wrongly accused of fire-starting.  Watching Die Hard.  Taking drugs I’m supposed to take and theoretically saying no to the ones I’m not, ‘cause no one ever offers me any anyway.  Like: the usual.  Why?

“Did you missssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss me?”  

[itsteaveetime]

“I mean...she could do a regular hat, if she wanted.  Also feet stuff.”

"Do you think your mom would let you come to America if it was kind of important? I guess she could come too. There'll be food..." -itsteaveetime

“Naja… flying to American on short notice may be difficult, but if it is important, we will be there. But are you okay? What is this important thing, Michael?”

#//mike they're called socks//

[itsteaveetime]

“‘Cuz.  You know.  Like I said: deserved it.”

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#//do not make fun of your local mike teavee//

[itsteaveetime]

“Now I.  Have concerns.”

"Do you think your mom would let you come to America if it was kind of important? I guess she could come too. There'll be food..." -itsteaveetime

“Naja… flying to American on short notice may be difficult, but if it is important, we will be there. But are you okay? What is this important thing, Michael?”

[itsteaveetime]

“Uh, okay.  I lifted my hand to, like, eye level, straightened out my fingers, and whacked at ‘em in a generally downward motion mostly in the upper body region.”

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[itsteaveetime]

“Approved.  Moms in pants is just too weird.

Uh.  It gets super cold but I don’t go outside?  But I’m always kinda cold, so...?”

"Do you think your mom would let you come to America if it was kind of important? I guess she could come too. There'll be food..." -itsteaveetime

“Naja… flying to American on short notice may be difficult, but if it is important, we will be there. But are you okay? What is this important thing, Michael?”

[itsteaveetime]

“Maybe.  But I also haven’t gone to school in a while.  And also they deserved it.”

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#don't u judge me gloop #//lil mike was a smack-er//

[itsteaveetime]

“...”

“...”

“OH YEAH!  YOU MISSED ME!”

"Long time no see. How've you been lately, Mike?"

“It wasn’t thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat long.  Unless time gets longer when you’re old.  Sometimes my mom doesn’t know what day it is?  Anyway: I totally said.  Wrongly accused of fire-starting.  Watching Die Hard.  Taking drugs I’m supposed to take and theoretically saying no to the ones I’m not, ‘cause no one ever offers me any anyway.  Like: the usual.  Why?

“Did you missssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss me?”  

[itsteaveetime]

“Uh.  I unno.  Like.  Pants?

The traditional present is gift cards.”

"Do you think your mom would let you come to America if it was kind of important? I guess she could come too. There'll be food..." -itsteaveetime

“Naja… flying to American on short notice may be difficult, but if it is important, we will be there. But are you okay? What is this important thing, Michael?”

[itsteaveetime]

“You can also try hitting them.”

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[itsteaveetime]

“OMG I am dying laughing adults just try it.  You’ve got me.  LOL.”

#you can't even handle me #LOL LOL LOL a drink of water #if you touch my hair you lose a hand

[itsteaveetime]

“...something is wrong with your classmates.”

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[itsteaveetime]

“Huh?  Why?

I woulda told everybody.  I woulda livestreamed it.”

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[itsteaveetime]

“Duh.

Dope.  I’ll tell my mom.”  

"Do you think your mom would let you come to America if it was kind of important? I guess she could come too. There'll be food..." -itsteaveetime

“Naja… flying to American on short notice may be difficult, but if it is important, we will be there. But are you okay? What is this important thing, Michael?”

[itsteaveetime]

“Did you tell anybody?”

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[itsteaveetime]

mehrzulieben

“This isn’t about my cousins, though. This is about you, Michael. When is your party, exactly?”

“Oh, right.  September 1st.  Almost mine and Chainsaw Massacre’ses b-day.  My mom likes to consolidate.”

"Do you think your mom would let you come to America if it was kind of important? I guess she could come too. There'll be food..." -itsteaveetime

“Naja… flying to American on short notice may be difficult, but if it is important, we will be there. But are you okay? What is this important thing, Michael?”