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when the chilled beer releases a cold steam

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hold on hold on, if i just make a few adjustments-- ..... .... There. Done. It is not possible for you to cum anymore

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youll be happy to know i finally got my hands onr some working DJ decks (old and weird as fuck ones of course) and all i have done with them so far is spin back a part in M.I.A's Galang where the DJ Host yells OH FUCK!!!!!!!

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SpongeBob's Boating Bash (Nintendo DS)

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Pandemonium 2 (PlayStation)

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ill be honest pet sounds still hits. its good

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just found out ts namedropped Blue Nile and i wanna die

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whats crazy to me is that i went out of my way to listen to this track today and even showed it to my friend rosa. Why is everything cycles

the track NYC Streets from the Deus Ex OST

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your penis is withered and dessicated. a shell of its former - however small - glory. I need you to go out and perish in the desert.

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TRAPPED⛓️IN☣️A💿HUMMER🚘 THIS🥹FALL🍂THERE👆IS🚬NO😵ESCAPE🚷 TRAPPED⛓️IN☣️A💿HUMMER🚘 FROM🗳️EXCLUSIVE🤌PRODUCERS🖱️OF🤨 TWITTER🐦BY🛐DEATH☠️ COMES🔝TRAPPED⛓️ IN☣️A💿HUMMER🚘 NO🗣️ONE🙅GOES🏃OUT🧿ALIVE🪦

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look honey. the paper says Sam's had to go through a Horror again

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like im so glad i somehow had the brainpower at 3am to push past any self preservation/social insecurities i have and be blunt with zero niceties to the cops, b/c i know if i hadnt they wouldve just pressed the situation for the worse. its essential to be ready to do that for another person esp if you are white and are fundamentally at far less risk of backlash in that respect

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so at 3am last night i had to deal with four cops barging through my room to my house b/c my flatmates ex bf unnecessarily called 111 on her when having a breakdown. i know im probably preaching to the choir here but please NEVERRRR ever ever fucking do that shit, it literally only made things 4x worse and escalated the situation immediately, cops do nothing but respond with impatience and prepare violence in this situation. mfs were there to "back up" two paramedics against a terrified young woman and laughing about it in our kitchen. incredibly glad i was there to help my friend and get the cops out my house as soon as humanly possible b/c i cant imagine what wouldve happened if there wasn't someone else there, and i cant fathom how much worse it was for her. this has nothing to do with the US either i live in aotearoa nz and it is JUST as bad fuck you if you have ever done this idc about your intentions

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typical wednesday club night in any given northern russian town

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i dont want to be like the microsoft excel goth girl anymore. i've evolved as a person.

Excel!

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21 insecurities by 500 (2023, Ambient, Edit)

you are now riding..... with 50 cent..... you gotta love it....

if i wrote you a love letter,

would you write back?