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Wake up, babe, new religion just dropped

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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

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literally PRIME material for an eddie diaz “jesus christ am i homophobic because i fucking hate this so much” to feelings realisation arc

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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the butch/femme scene of 1990s san francisco by chloe sherman

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pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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Buck and Eddie met in an episode called “Under Pressure” which is also the title of a song by Queen (and David Bowie), and who else are they hanging out with?? Drag QUEENs. Meaning they are singing “Under Pressure” case closed.

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happy lesbian visibility week to all my fellow lesbians!

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why do celebrities get defensive when they get called nepo babies when there’s the objectively much funnier option of responding with “how dare you speak to me like that. do you know who my father is?”

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Source.

So anyway watch Leverage.

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.