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eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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the best britticism is "taking the piss" 100%. no word for this in the president's english

#haha vic you’re on my dash #anyway agree and my beloved coworker said has upgraded this to where he will go Stop your pish #when you’re taking the piss

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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ppl using ahh instead of ass is the corniest shit ever like it actually pisses me off a little

#AND THATS ON FAHRENHEIT PERIODT?!!?;’ajfjd

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I'm always shitting in locations like this

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Crazy how quickly playing the lyre made me better at fingering

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i actually felt pretty ok about most of the songs on this new t swift album bc i don’t really listen to her or artists like her for profound lyrics or whatever but it’s kinda funny seeing in real time swifties sorta convince themselves that they just didn’t realize how genius the album was the first listen through when they were disappointed by it and just “needed to digest it” bc it was “challenging and deep” like no loves it’s mid

#best wishes gargoyle king #in their defense i did a very similar thing w the first two pages of frankenstein when it came out #like aside from two tracks i thought that album was garbage #^ which ofc were eucalyptus and new order t-shirt #thank god they released laugh track like four months later so i could go back to stanning #between those two albums there’s a singular good album

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It is so fucking embarrassing watching you promote liberal ideas against censorship. I thought you were better than that. It's bad when the UK punishes you for criticizing J. K. Rowling because they're serving capital, not because anyone should be allowed to say anything. Ideally they would have much harsher libel laws, and they would enforce them against capital rather than in its favor.

ideally the UK would be made of pudding. it's a dictatorship of the bourgeoisie, dummy, all its laws are enforced in favour of capital and as a result it would be better if they didn't exist. libel laws and restrictions on speech in capitalist countries are in fact always bad for this reason and the UK's uniquely repressive ones are uniquely bad.

anyway freedom of speech is great, the reason the liberal conception of it is ridiculous is because it is fundamentally freedom of the rich to speak, like all bourgeois rights--read pat sloan's soviet democracy: all sorts of institutions in the early soviet union, from workplaces to schools, had their own worker-controlled newspapers in which the conduct of managers and administrators could freely be criticised and issues brought to their attention. this is a clear and obvious social good and what a real genuine freedom of speech looks like.

#this reminds me that some union affiliates and just regular ppl at my work recently went to the press to complain abt the work conditions #incl treatment by passengers and also workplace bullying by management #which like it’s a different department so i can’t 100% vouch for them but sounds abt right considering the way the corp in general is run #at our station at least #well anyway apparently they’re looking to sue the people who brought these grievances forward 💀 #yes it’s the uk

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the way in ten years when this situation has been britneyified people who are in my replies right now saying “umm did she not literally cut his finger off????” will be on twitter lecturing me about how “we were ALL complicit in the abuse of amber heard 😔✊” and people making youtube videos with “expert” analysis of ambers body language and facial expressions to prove that she’s a liar are gonna be making videos like “how johnny depp tricked us all 😳”… insanity. girl when that time comes speak for your fucking self because we were not ALL gullible misogynists

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Dinosaur, Richard Siken

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i dont care about men with long hair

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

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airlines love to call us like umm.. :/ we need a MAJOR DEEP CLEAN. in one of our TOILETS. as soon as POSSIBLE. and then we go in and they’re like Hello we put a bunch of bloody tissues from someone’s nosebleed in a plastic bag in the toilet can you please take it away from our plane

#best wishes gargoyle king #planeposting #^ events that occurred yesterday at 8am #also got another airline giving us a similar call and then their issue was the vanity had a little soap mark #girlies what’s going on your airline DOES get billed like £500 for this