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Kills me how so many ppl on here will be like be gay do crimes but then gasp in shock and horror at the very thought that there are Drug Users and Addicts on their Webbedsite

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I cannot believe my dash did this.

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I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.

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Imagine you and your icon reenacting the boat scene from Titanic.

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Whenever I take a long car ride I end up exhausted afterwards, and I'm always like "why am I so tired? I was just sitting around doing nothing all day."

But the answer, it turns out, is I was doing something. Riding in a car jars your body in many directions and requires constant microadjustments of your muscles just to stay in place and hold your normal posture. Because you're inside the car, inside the situation, it's easy not to notice all the extra work you're doing just to maintain the status quo.

There's all sorts of work that we think of as "free" that require spending energy: concentrating, making decisions, managing anxiety, maintaining hypervigilance in an unfriendly environment, dealing with stereotype threat, processing a lot of sensory input, repairing skin cells damaged by sun exposure, trying to stay warm in a cold room.

The next time you think you're tired from "nothing", consider instead that you're probably in situation where you're doing a lot of unnoticed extra work just to stay in place.

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sir, that is a child.

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I'm gonna say it here too. Allow me to be crystal fucking clear.

It is not cowardly to stay in the closet. Full stop. You do not owe anyone any part of yourself you aren't ready to share

If you unable to come out because you fear for your safety or well-being or because you know it will cause you substantial discomfort, that is not a defect in you. It's a failure of the society in which you live and the community surrounding you.

If you just don't want to share that part of yourself, that is valid and I support you

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platonic love is so important

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Riften is the funniest fucking city in Skyrim it’s like we have a temple dedicated to love, you can get married here! It has a back door into a sewer system full of thieves who worship a dark god. The trees are beautiful! The city is run by the mob. There’s an orphanage where you can adopt children! But only if you murder the woman who runs the place. You can help the bar owners get engaged! You can do this immediately after extorting them via threatening their family. There’s a beautiful lake and a lively fishery! It’s home to a drug ring

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Nothing quite like soft characters going feral and feral characters going soft

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I like to think Zuko was never told by anyone how Aang ended up still being a child and not 100yr old man, so he just sorta starts figuring it out by the bits and pieces of info he gets from Aang and the rest like

Aang: y'know what the hardest part of being born 100 years ago is?

Zuko, who just woke up after getting an arrow bonked against his head, seeing Aang is clearly twelve: ?????

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Aang: this is what monk gyatso always taught me

Zuko, having done extensive research on the air nomads, knowing this is impossible bc Gyatso died in the temple raids: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck wh-

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Sokka: yea and then Aang entered the spirit world for the very first time trying to save me

Zuko, who up until this point thought Aang time traveled through the spirit world somehow: .......... interesting.

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Actress Katara: it looks like someone stuck in an iceberg!

Actor Sokka: but who? Who is the boy in the iceberg?

Zuko, after only half paying attention: IT WAS AN ICEBERG???????

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you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen

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Ohey Tumblr - while we're rightfully popping the popcorn over the Musk-antics, it's a good time to remember that this site has never been profitable. So while we're having a good time clowning in the blue hellsite (affectionate), it's a good idea to consider ponying-up for ad-free and shitposting via blaze.

Just think of the insufferable thinkpieces we'll have to live through if Tumblr goes away.