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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

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ANATOMY (2016)

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When you get into the deep parts of elder scrolls lore that nobody is meant to touch you learn that Tamriel has a prostitute’s guild.

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not to be stardewposting again but

Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS

What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS

WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."

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Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.

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truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

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thinkin of quitting my job to become a full-time horrifying void entity

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good read for teachers.

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give me your most controversial music opinion

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@devilmaycry-3

enemies to lovers but it's me and myself

#i hope its ok 2 tag u in this but literally uS #us*

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The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

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They aren't very fond of each other.