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occasional posts from users

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One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?

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hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

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Knowledge is empowering

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this is legitimately the funniest thing ive seen all day

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the "m" in bdsm stands for mouse. and the "s" stands for squeak

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bye i love this

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Give me a V!

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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

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oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈

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its friday bitches tonight finna be a movie

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oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted