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(to the mods: is everything ok?)

your mom

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this will forever be my pièce de résistance and i don't know if that's a good or bad thing

THE MAID BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

I have a feeling Jack may enjoy this…

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Dave: Harry Potter grew up to be surprisingly well-adjusted for a kid who was neglected and abused for 11 years.

Jack: Unlike you.

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jack says pogchamp unironically and nobody knows what it means

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henry kins the grinch

<3

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Henry’s Speech

Spoilers for the DSaF 3 pure evil ending. Proceed at your own risk.

This post consists of Henry Miller’s speech after JackTrap mauls DaveTrap. 

(Yes, I did re-write out the whole thing - well, I think the whole thing. Will edit if I missed something or want to make it more fancy I guess, lol.)

So...

He’s finally gone.

Good riddance.

William was always a foolish creature.

Easy to manipulate.

No family, no childhood.

All I needed to do was make him hope.

He died like he lived.

A coward.

But, YOU.

I didn’t molly-cuddle you, did I now?

I left you to die in that suit, 50 years ago.

I could’ve saved you, but I chose not to.

YOU found your own way out of that suit.

You proved your usefulness to me superbly.

And look at you now.

You’ve blossomed.

William was lonely, deep down.

He fancied himself my partner.

In a way, he saw me as the father he never had.

And saw his time at the Diner as the childhood that was always just out of his reach.

Of course, i never considered him my partner.

He was a lackey. Someone I knew how to manipulate.

My little puppet.

But, you?

You have a vile imagination.

You have no conscience. No soul pushing you back.

You.

With my voice in your head...

You shall be my vessel.

My partner.

It’s time.

Come.

Let us now go forth and show those cattle the Joy that our Creation shall bring. 

#dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #dsaf henry

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dsaf but its book club and jack recommends art of war and begins quietly chanting “blood for the blood god” during it as the group progressively gets worried

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I WAS GONE FOR LIKE A WEEK AND I COME BACK AND I HAVE 49 FOLLOWERS WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM

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Henry: Why are you wearing... that?

Dave [wearing socks and sandals]: What, does it make you angry?

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I wouldn’t say worse than Miller. I know somebody worse than him, it’s not you, and yet they are worse than you as well. I do not have the answer to those other questions, for the answer you seek I am unaware of. I am not all-knowing, nor a god, as you claim to be.

Well then, good sir! Here’s a shoe for you.

It has a hefty amount of mold on it. I’m not sure if that’s a mushroom or a piece of pepperoni but I suppose you’ll find out. There is some dried blood and toe nails inside of the shoe, I think. Enjoy!

why hello their old sport... I got just one question for you do you know who charlie the cursed phone guy is?

You mean the guy that manages that Roomba location in Ontario? I’ve heard of him before. I think I’ve been there before, unless it was just my fever dream… 

But hey, I’ll tell ya, he has some good taste. I don’t see many people on the trend of eating shoes or cleaning supplies nowadays. 

Do you think he likes rubber? Or is rubber just the standard, plain, boring flavor?

#i originally reblogged on my main im a dumb bitch lmfao

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Jack: Knock knock.

Dave: Who's there?

Jack:

Dave:

Henry: ME!

Dave: [screaming]

Jack: Me who?

#dsaf #dayshift at freddy's

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Yes, Springlock City! 'Springlock City!' 'Everyone's dying to be there!' 'Population: Your lungs!'

Narrator, DSaF 2

#dsaf #dayshift at freddy's

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He's 30% childhood-nightmares, 25% sharp edges, 20% daddy issues, 40% sexual tension and 50% pure rage.

Dave Miller, talking about Nightmare Foxy in DSaF 2.

#dsaf #dayshift at freddy's

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here’s a Jack to add to your worship walls, lads

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Peter: Hey, how y'all-

Nightmare Foxy: [growling]

Peter: [screaming] GET YO FRICKIN DOG B-

Dave: It don't bite.

Peter: YES IT DO, GET YO FRICKIN-

#dsaf #dayshift at freddy's

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Nice to meet you too, Charlie. I’d love for you to eat my shoes. Do you want any toppings on it, like mold or food stains— or just plain rubber?

I have no plans to save you. YOU made this choice. Not me, you will live with this decision for the rest of your life, and even after you change it’ll still haunt you.

why hello their old sport... I got just one question for you do you know who charlie the cursed phone guy is?

You mean the guy that manages that Roomba location in Ontario? I’ve heard of him before. I think I’ve been there before, unless it was just my fever dream… 

But hey, I’ll tell ya, he has some good taste. I don’t see many people on the trend of eating shoes or cleaning supplies nowadays. 

Do you think he likes rubber? Or is rubber just the standard, plain, boring flavor?

#(interact all ya want pal) #(i dont care i have no life either way)

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why hello their old sport... I got just one question for you do you know who charlie the cursed phone guy is?

You mean the guy that manages that Roomba location in Ontario? I’ve heard of him before. I think I’ve been there before, unless it was just my fever dream... 

But hey, I’ll tell ya, he has some good taste. I don’t see many people on the trend of eating shoes or cleaning supplies nowadays. 

Do you think he likes rubber? Or is rubber just the standard, plain, boring flavor?