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they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist

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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

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posting an unfinished wip compilation and putting this in the description

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💥🖕 FUCK PRONOUNS 🖕💥 Never refer to... to..... uhh..... hmmm... this is hard.... umm.... fuck..... uhhhhh

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The Knight of the Flowers, 1894, by Georges Rochegrosse. Detail and photo by Paul Perrin. Edit.

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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

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"We're sometimes here to help"

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poneys...

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Devils….

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UHMMMMM what if T4T labru

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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

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I can act a little silly

but also serious. if the situation calls for it.

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