jasper-jayy

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yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

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if i am saying “drive safe” to you it is not a wish or command btw. i am casting a spell. Get fucking cushioned and shielded and protected idiot

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please be nice to Izzy Hands that’s my emotional support pirate

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I am not an Izzy Hands apologist but rather, an Izzy Hands enthusiast

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When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

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i haven’t stopped thinking about this since last night

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did u know u can send images in asks now

YOU SENT ME THE ENTIRE MORBIUS MOVIE IN GIF FORM?

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I feel like demons would have to present as some seriously horrifying and messed up shit to actually strike fear into a modern person. A dude with horns and fangs and a tail is just gonna turn some of us on.

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no offense, but nothing will ever top the scene in trollhunters where jim pours the pitch black elixir into the water while his friends and family are out there banging on the bathroom door and begging him not to do it, but he takes one last sad look towards the door and gets in, then he’s swallowed up by the darkness and you can hear nothing but the distant yelling of barbara, jim’s heart pounding, heavy breathing and white noise because that shit is breathtaking yo

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some people talk shit about homestuck but i vividly recall a lesbian turning into a vampire before chainsawing a dude in half and re-applying her lipstick with the stains of his blood also she and her god-girlfriend live and get married as endgame so frankly everyone can either back off or step up their game 

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I could fix him

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Rob Woodcox artist

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Wearing my sluttiest outfit to the vampire infested forest tonight lads. Wish me luck!