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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

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What she says: im fine

What she means: the average age of conception over the past 250k years is apparently 26.9. Let's round it down to 25. Think of your birth mother. Hold her hand. Imagine her holding hands with her mother. Within 4 people, you're back in time 100 years, and it's an intimate family dinner. Just after WWI. Add another 16 people, a small party of 20, and you're in the 1500s. Double it, twice, and you're at 80 people. Your family would fill a restaurant, and you're at the height of the Roman empire. At 100 people, Confucius is alive but Socrates has not yet been born. 100 people. That's a medium sized wedding. A small lecture theatre or concert. 200 people, probably the biggest party i could ever hope to host, takes you back 5000 years. The guests at your soirée of parents would be contemporaries of the Egyptian and Indus Valley civilisations, although you'd probably be too busy fixing drinks and nibbles to talk to all of them. Just imagine it. 200 of you. That's all it takes to get back 5,000 years. And we could go further. 1000 people, a decent sized concert, a large high school, and we're at the end of the last ice age. Your ancestors are comparing their pink floyd vinyl with music played on instruments carved from wood or bones of long vanished species. Wander through the crowd. See your own features and phrases and gestures refract out like a kaleidoscope. What would they make of you? What do you make of them? Why does it feel so unfair that even that first 100 years --that small family dinner of four--is out of your grasp? Maybe it's because questions of spatial distance have become negligible to us now. why, oh why, does time hold out against us so stubbornly

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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

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website

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is this orange or yellow.

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If there's one thing I have learned, it's that life is a resilient thing which doesn't ever end before death. That even if the worst thing you could imagine happens and you have to drop out of school or your partner leaves you or you lose your job or someone dies or you've had to survive abuse or you begin to struggle severely with your mental or physical health or even if you've had to survive events so terrible that most people could never relate, if you do manage to survive it, your life will eventually grow around it and within it, and it won't continue to be the only thing to define your existence. I'm not saying that you can't die or even that these things don't kill. Lots of forces in this world do kill. But as long as you're still here, your life will continue to grow around and within everything you might face.

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fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

#I personally don’t care #but we have light colored carpet #and a lot of mud #so it’s mostly just about not staining the carpets when I say take your shoes off

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hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

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Will put a white tee on him any day ❤️

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your daily walks wrapped

you soaked up 10,985 minutes of sunshine, rain, and other weather

you walked past 4,073 individuals you would describe as the most beautiful person in the world

you bore witness to 23% more of your local area than last year—good job!

you saw 3 of the weirdest dogs you will ever see in your life

you noticed 18 people visibly, tenderly in love with each other

you smelled 243 flowering plants & shrubs

you drank 267 delicious beverages

you were kissed invisibly and imperceptibly by 117 bumble bees and butterflies

you were witness to 87,441,289 gorgeous leaves

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Writer: *Accidentally mentions that they write*

Family: “Oh show us something you’ve written!”

Writer:

alternatively to my last post 😂

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“aww! my comfort character is so soft!”

the comfort character in question:

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in the tags, share what area you live in and what temperature it is!

reblog for larger sample size :)

#Oregon

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hades and persephone except [tells it worse than ever before/the same as every other modern adaptation]

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i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing