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It's cause you're always balduring that damn gate...three

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STOP!!! being in other countries. I wanna! Hang out >:(

#first half of this post is just immigration

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maybe rich people invented valet cause they're shit at parking

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Every time I think god I need therapy I ask myself what would i say to my therapist???

And I go over topics in my mind and what do I think a therapist would answer and then I’m just like shit that’s true

And it takes like 5 min max and it’s free so,

girl

#i used to do this #its called a closed circuit

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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

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RIP i lockpicked my chastity cage again so this time instead she's installing two lil guards next to my penis and one of them can only tell lies

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Fox

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for my uk summer swimming bitches, primark is now selling waterproof niqabs and hijabs

#and full coverage costumes #very excited to grab some swimming pants #for fellow tboys also

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#if you work for a corporation you are being hunted for sport #hope this helps

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hey wanna see some tarantula paws

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blood test came back i'm full of blood

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what if joly’s health anxiety extended to their gender and sexuality? like they’re obsessive about finding the right microlabels that fit them perfectly and they’ve changed their pronouns so many times they’ve collected pins with every possible combination. they’ve been everywhere on the aro and ace spectrums. for one terrifying night they were convinced they might just be cis and straight, and bossuet and musichetta had to talk them down from a panic attack, saying they would still love them even if they were. they’ve also been a gay man and a straight woman and a lesbian and a genderqueer bisexual.

nothing seems to be the perfect fit. and of course, all their friends love and support them through everything, gently reminding them that just being queer is perfectly fine, wanting a label is perfectly fine, their journey is perfectly fine.

#oh hey the last 10 years of my life #this is why we go by queer now

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GET WEIRD!

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smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud