Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?
british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians
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>wake up in treehouse
>hungover from root beer
>late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain
>stumble to cardboard box to drive to work
>don't have enough imagination to make it go
>try to take my bike
>get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike
>get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney
>thank him for his service
>fired from job
>go to candy store
>stumble home hyper
>wake up for another big day
I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH
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Brett Bigbee (American, 1954) - Man, No Man (2023)
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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself
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Dragons Fucking Car I (Relief), 2016
Jon Rafman
White Carrara Marble 152 x 126 x 20 cm
59 7/8 x 49 5/8 x 7 7/8 in
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guy who deserves to be chained up in the underground dungeon of an ancient decrepit castle: Hi.
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“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”
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wtf is this new taylor swift song
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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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stellar graffiti near my apartment
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why is adderall even a controlled substance. whats the big deeeaaallllll
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