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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

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old men to young women: damn bitch you look kinda dead inside in a public space ... if you don't smile for me right now i will turn you into a little marionette and shackle you in my attic forever

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There is no difference.

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Shana Tova!

leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group experiences and antisemitism doesn’t even exist in my country and especially not in liberal spaces”

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Blame Facebook for putting an add up that gave me this idea. Perfect premise for the spin-off, in my opinion. Lol. 

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My husband:

"Another hug? Needs to be a damn mouth hug."

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can you believe we're getting a whole-ass show of carol gettin' her pussy ate in new mexico?

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Lol the Carly spinoff is good for my mental health. So good to know that my intuition and understanding of humanity and story and the archetypes that underly/coarise with existence was accurate and not a big cognitive distortion.

#caryl #carol peletier #melissa mcbride #twd spoilers

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“It’s breaking my heart to have to watch a Caryl spin-off! I don’t think I can sit through it!”

There’s...a very simple solution here, y’all know that, right?

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Ummm shoutout to the carylers and Carol stans who have been on Tumbkr literally since 2011/2012 waiting for this day. I see you.

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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

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Lol I did not remember this post but what a great idea

Justified reboot six episode season where Rachel is the protagonist, Raylan shows up to help out and they fall in love.

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Mulder, what are you not telling me?

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Muppet mischief!

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jane austen’s pride and prejudice (1813) has many great moments that i’d gladly make thousands of posts analyzing but i just love the “accomplished woman” scene SO much. like you could get rid of the rest of the book and be left with that scene and you would still have the thesis of the book laid out pretty nicely for you. as he lists the characteristics an accomplished woman has, darcy actually means to pay elizabeth a compliment, since he clearly holds her in high regard and would probably include her in his list of accomplished women, but she interprets it as both an insult and his ego coming through. their respective prejudices blind one to the other’s true intent and understanding in what is essentially a summary of the book’s entire point and it’s such a big chef’s kiss from me!!! in this essay i will—