(This repeats a few things from the young Vito headcanons but I rewrote them so theyâre not completely the same. Hope you enjoy!)
- For the sake of these headcanons, letâs say that him and Carmela split sometime in the 1930â˛s; amicably, of course.Â
- Youâd heard of and saw Vito far before you met him. Growing up, you were told plenty of stories about his generosity and kindness, as well as his ruthlessness. Every now and again your friends would point him out on the streets, whispering in your ear about who he was and the things theyâd heard about him.Â
- Even as a teenager, you found him handsome in a way no one else in your life was though you kept your attraction to him a secret, not wanting to hear the teasing youâd inevitably get from your friends; who were only interested in the boys your age.Â
- You finally met Vito for the first time after you began working at a small pet shop. By then you were a young woman, far more mature and with more life and dating experience; though you hadnât had much luck with boys your age.Â
- The older man had come into the shop when you were first starting out. His presence completely caught you off guard; never in your life would you have imagined The Godfather as a pet owner, let alone a kitten owner which you could assume from his purchases.
- You really had to work to keep your composure as he made his way over to the front counter. You were working alongside the owner, who greeted the man warmly as he approached.Â
- The two of them talked for a little while before Vitoâs eyes fell on you. The owner introduced you to him, explaining that you were a new hire as the man greeted you with a small, friendly smile. Your boss and The Don exchanged a few more words; some about you, as he paid for his things
- As he was leaving, he gave you a final smile, telling you it was nice to meet you. Your heart skipped a beat and you quickly realized that your childhood crush had not faded nearly as much as youâd hoped it had.Â
- Youâd soon come to realize that The Donâs visits to the pet shop were a weekly thing, heâd always buy a small supply of what he needed instead of buying in bulk like most of your customers. You assumed he liked the atmosphere of the pet shop or that he enjoyed doing something normal in the midst of his crazy routine.Â
- After your training process ended, the owner of the shop began to leave you in charge every now and again. You mainly just worked the cash register while he did something in the back of the shop but occasionally heâd leave you all alone while he went out to run some errands or when he came down with something. This was when you were able to talk to and get to know Vito.Â
- It started as small conversations while you rang him up then the two of you began to talk more and more. Heâd tell you stories, ask about your life, tell jokes, etc. You began to consider him a friend, someone you always enjoyed seeing whenever he came in.Â
- Then one week he didnt show up. His absence worried you so when your boss received a call from the man, informing you that he was sick and asking if he could drop off some supplies for him, you were fairly relieved.
- Your boss would have done it himself but he was busy with business matters, he asked if youâd be willing before informing the man that youâd be there in a little while. So after your usual shift, you took the mans usual purchases and written down address in hand, and made your way over to his gorgeous home.
- Once you saw the state he was in, you insisted on providing him with some kind of help. He found your worry and eagerness both amusing and heartwarming.
- He thanked you before welcoming you to sit beside him on one of his many armchairs, telling you that your company and conversation would be enough help.
- You arenât sure how exactly the subject of relationships had come up but it had. Heâd asked you whether you were seeing someone, saying something along the lines of âa beautiful young lady like yourself should be beating men off with sticksâ which made you laugh.
- You told him you were single and that you hadnât had many boyfriends before, pausing before telling him that you were pretty sure you just couldnât stand men your age.
- He gave you a smile, nodding thoughtfully before asking if youâd ever been with someone older. The question had just a hint of a suggestion to it which was not missed on you though you figured it was just your mind jumping to hopeful conclusions.
- You answered with a teasing âapparently not old enoughâ, sending him a smile before asking if you could make him something to eat, seeing as it was just around a normal dinner time. He agreed as long as youâd join him.
- So there you were, sitting with the man youâd fawned over for years, eating soup and making pleasant conversation. That was when he finally asked you the question youâd always longed to hear.
âY/n. I may not be exactly what youâre looking for but I know that I enjoy your company and I think you enjoy mine. I was hoping that you would join me for a proper dinner once Iâm well again.â
- The excitement with which you agreed assured him that you were genuinely interested in him. He smiled back at you and the two of you finished dinner before happily saying goodbye.
- He took you out a few days later. The two of you went to a nice family owned Italian restaurant which he may or may not have bought out for the night. Time flew by while you were with him and you felt disappointed when you had to finally call it a night. You obviously agreed when he asked if heâd be seeing you again sometime.
- You had your first kiss a week into your relationship. The two of you had been sat in his backyard when you went in to get the two of you drinks. When you returned and handed him a cup, he gently took your hand and pulled you towards him, pressing his lips to yours. You smiled into the kiss and pecked his lips after you both pulled away from each other.
- You may not have the most conventional relationship but itâs safe to say that youâre truly happy together.
- He tends to save his affection for when your alone, deeming it only proper to refrain from such things in public. He does lighten up over the years as pda grows more and more acceptable.Â
- Getting to hear the different stories from his youth, the things he liked to do, the music he listened to, etc. You think itâs sweet to watch and listen to him reminisce, not to mention interested.Â
- Fresh flowers on your bedside every morning.Â
- This man smells so good all of the time. You donât know what it is but you love it.Â
- Hand kisses.Â
- Getting coffee together.
- He likes to rest his hand on your knee whenever youâre sitting beside him.
- Relaxing in his backyard with him. Heâs quite fond of the sun and sitting in it with you is one of his favorite pastimes.
- Wine is practically a staple in your lives. Wine-tasting dates, wine with your meals, wine as decoration; the fermented fruit is relentless.
- Youâre constantly plucking cat hair from his clothes.
- Stroking/rubbing each others backs when youâre standing beside one another.Â
- Heâs grown fond of brushing your hair for you; thereâs just something so soothing about it. It also allows him to have an extra quiet moment with you which is mainly what he enjoys about it.Â
- Lots of pecks on the lips.Â
- Sitting on his lap or on the arm of his chair.Â
- Gardening together. You have matching sunhats and gloves.Â
- Making notes for him and helping to arrange his calendar. Youâll occasionally have to remind him that he has to meet with someone or go to some party.Â
- Even so, he tries to keep you out of as much of the family business as possible, not wanting you to be put in danger or get scared off.Â
- Youâre going to have to keep track of a lot of names and faces. Between his friends, coworkers, and family; thereâs enough people to fill an entire town.Â
- Heâs a busy man so thereâs going to be days where you hardly see him. He likes hearing that you missed him, it warms his heart even though he doesnât like the idea of you being less than happy.
- Youâre always amazed by how people act with him and just how much he controls the city. For someone who acts so kind and humble, its hard to imagine him doing some of the things youâre told heâs done.
- He tends to just smile and brush off all your compliments. Anytime you mention his appearance, heâll joke about being âjust an old manâ and telling you that he should be the one giving compliments.Â
- Since heâs older than you by quite a few years, heâs more insecure and prone to getting jealous than his younger counterpart or if you were his age. Youâre a beautiful young girl with the world at your fingertips, what are you doing with him? You may like older men but wouldnât you like someone closer to your age?Â
- Whenever heâs feeling that way, heâll keep it to himself, not wanting to betray his usual professional demeanor. When youâre finally alone together, you can always tell that somethingâs wrong and will assure him that you love him very much which always seems to fix things.Â
- Heâs not a huge cuddler but he does enjoy having you close beside him. When you do cuddle youâll usually just lay your head on his shoulder or chest while he wraps his arms around you.Â
- Sicilian pet names. Heâs also quite fond of âangelâ and nicknames that mean something to the both of you.Â
- Your safety is one of the most important things to him so he wants you to tell him whenever something happens or if you have a sick feeling about something. He has bodyguards for you on call at all times.Â
- He canât help but love when you worry for him; itâs just a reminder that you truly love him.Â
- Catching him watching you a lot. Whenever you ask âwhatâ, he wraps his arms around you and asks how he got so lucky.Â
- Quiet days spent by each otherâs side.
- Have you ever been to Italy? No? Well that just wonât do! Heâd insist on bringing you one day and wouldnât take no for an answer.
- You get spoiled even though you constantly tell him that he really doesnât have to which only makes him want to spoil you more. Itâs not that you donât appreciate it all, you just donât want him to think youâre only in it for the money though you assume heâs a good enough people reader to see that for himself.Â
- He always makes sure that you feel valued and important, not just some woman he keeps around to act as a pretty face.Â
- Vito cherishes companionship; he doesnât enjoy being alone. It doesnât matter what you do so long as you do it together.Â
- He likes to eat with you as much as he can. Having dinner together is commonplace in your relationship.Â
- Big family get-togetherâs.Â
- Itâs going to take a little while for his children to warm up to you for obvious reasons. Just stick it out; once they see how much you genuinely care for him, theyâll welcome you with open arms and give their blessings.Â
- Comforting hugs during rough times.Â
- The two of you never fight. Vito; in general, does not lose his temper very often, he prides himself on that. If thereâs an issue, youâll resolve it like adults through an actual conversation or it will stay unresolved. He doesnât have time for childish behavior so if you want to quarrel, take it somewhere else.Â
- He tells you he loves you often. Itâs important to him that you know he does and that you feel like he does.Â
- Once again; Vito is a very traditional man so marriage is a must. Heâll most likely propose to you after a year or so of dating.
Notes: inspired by a c.ai interaction I had a long time ago. I want to eat him.
Word count: 339
"-Hy dozzit hurt my mouf?"
Ken is a total mess. Mouth agape, drool leaving him, watery eyes, and a runny nose. His cheeks are red, words muffled as he sucks on a piece of ice while quietly sniffling and whimpering. There's a cup of milk on the table in front of him- Or.. was, considering he'd drunk it too fast. Milk had gone up his nose, as a result. It's streamed down his skin and pooled beneath him on the chair.
"Ken, honey, that was just a jalapeĂąo," Just those words, the idea that this could be worse for him, has Ken dramatically wailing. He'll never trust a vegetable on his plate ever again.
You doubt that, considering he's easy enough to be fooled and all too trusting of you. He'd eat bees if you told him to.
Ken had never eaten actual food before he'd met you. And, while you've been helping him figure out what he likes, he's surprisingly picky. He'll eat anything pink but hates the colors yellow and green. It'd taken him entirely too long to try a banana without being handfed by you. It came to no shock at all to you that he'd never eaten anything spicy, and even less so when you see him like this.
You have to take his face in your hands for the dramatized sobbing to stop. He sniffles, loudly, pretty blues finding your eyes. You have zero doubts that his mouth is still stinging, and you can see that his eyes are still watering. But he's such a suck up for you that his pain is pushed away. There's stubble starting to grow- something you'd encouraged Ken to keep despite his worries. Everything new about his body was something he found terrifying, and every time you'd had to reassure him that it was okay.
You pepper kisses across his face, starting from the bridge of his nose and along his cheeks. Down to his jaw and ending with a kiss to his forehead that makes him giggle.
Alright, this is part 2, you can read this on its own. Have fun besties. here's pt1.
Content/Summary: NSFW â You give ken his punishment â 2k word count
With fearful eyes, Ken looks up at you from where heâd knelt, pleading for forgiveness. You can admit it does feel violating to have a refugee doll secretively lying on your bed before you come back home, jerking itself off and, even more intriguingly, fingering itself along the way. Itâs a lot of news to get on a saturday night.
âCalm down, youâre not gonna be banished again..â you gruff, âbut you will be punished.â
Ken looks up with his overloaded look of confusion and guilt; his breath is heavier as he blurbs out, âwhaa-?â
But youâre not giving him any chances; he is the one in the wrong here, and you have every right to.. do.. anything withâto him, no? You break off his blazing gaze with a sigh, closing your eyes. What should you do?
âGet up,â you assert, and he breathes questioningly again, âchop chop, come on.â And he still doesnât quite understand your way of treating him, but heâs sure itâs driving him to fall over the edge already.
His breath hitches when you clamp your digits with his platinum hair, coaxing him forcefully now, and he yells out ouchies too loud for a man his age, but he moves along. You practically drag him across the tiles of the apartment till youâre back in the stinky room, reeking of the sweet smell of your body lotion along with his.. seed, apperantly..
As you continue pestering yourself about what should be done, you have him thrown against the footboard of your bed, letting go of his hair, and taking some needed time to readjust to the smell.
Ken hisses under his breath, pressing on the pulled area of his hair, and he can unusually feel his facial muscles numb. This feeling is completely new. The bottom lids of his eyes fill up with.. water..? He really never meant to offend you, but he did anyway. And the overwhelming sense of getting caught doing something he really doesnât want you to know about yet is just inexplicable for him at the moment. He tilts his head up ever so slightly to have a glance at your stance, and he gets surprised when he realizes youâre completely still.
Staring at the corner walls of your bedroom, you start losing consciousness of the actual value of this doll; itâs like giving a clown a chance. But then again, in the bottom of your heart, you still care for him. You canât do anything too harsh, and at the same time, he deserves it. Your vision starts to fade from just overthinking this man. Images of his proudly open chest fill your mind, and itâs like your surroundings donât even matter; youâre completely lost in thought.. or in the smell.
Rock-hard muscles.. Tanned skin.. Littered veins.. Are you.. Thinking about him in a.. Sexual demeanor?
You shake your head and scrunch your eyes shut, attempting to throw away the thought of his bright, diamond eyes staring at places they shouldnât..
Ken gets startled, yet again, when he sees you throwing your hands in the air in a defeated motion. gets even more disturbed when you mutter, âfuck it,â under your breath. He looks ahead, avoiding your eyes. And it seems that when he momentarily switches to a comfortable position, he freezes when you speak, âKen..â in a low tone, apparent in how heavy your breath is.
He cocks his head in your direction, that same pleading look drawn on his pretty little face. âhmm?â
âYou were masturbating.. yes?â You start. He averts.
âYes. And I'm so sorryâ
Shhhh, Ken, I'm not mad at you,â you smile with vague mischief. âI'm just.. disappointed you didnât tell me about your... manny.. parts growing.â
Kenâs neck hurts from how much heâs been twitching it up and down. He starts forming little beads of sweat across his cleavage when you continue. âTake off your shorts.â
Oh no! I'm gonna get spanked!!
That is what he thinks. Heâs not entirely wrong; heâs going to get something else. âSo you were masturbating on my bed.. using my lotion⌠I have something else you might find.. interesting.â
After racking your drunken brain with ideas, you chose the most suitable one, and now that itâs actually happening, you can admit itâs making you feel better. âTake off your shorts, Ken.â You speak as you return to the drawer of the closet, and while hearing him move and take off his pants, you stare at the *few collections* of dildos that heâll be forced into using. Youâd never thought youâd have that many, but itâs never too bad to have a few extra sets of dicks lying around for comfort.
You nod to yourself after choosing the biggest one there is. The best thing about it is that its bottom is adherent to the tiles. You grab it and return to Ken, whoâs still lying down, facing you, but this time heâs bare, only clad in his green striped jacket. The veins of his pelvis region finally get revealed, looking down on his impressively symmetrical hard cock, a flushed red tip at the top with a little bead of pink precum there.
His eyes dilate when he sees the toy clasped in your hand, potentially glaring up at you and back at it. You donât wanna.. fuck him.. Do you?
âWhatâs that?!â He asks, tone hushed, terrified of all the twelve inches of dick in your hand, way bigger than his ever will be.
âSimilar to you, itâs a sex toy,â you reply, your voice resonating through the entirety of his body, making his sphincters pulse with need.
Throwing it to him, you nonchalantly continue, âYouâre gonna masturbate again Ken,â and he knits his brows.
Okay? He thinks.
He catches the dildo mid-air, and while you're doing something in the background again, he compares it to his own toy. His mouth dampens, and as if the atmosphere in the room has doubled, he chokes on his breath. He comments, a bit scared, âYou wanna do that with me?â
You sigh again as you reach for the lubricant. âNo, I'm gonna watch you fuck yourself,â you reply, and you can hear him comically startle before you turn around and walk towards him with a bottle of lubricant in your hand. After handing it to him, you settle down on your vanity chair, knee over knee, watching every move of his.
Looking back at you with hesitance, he asks, âWhat am I supposed to do with.. this..?â He raises the hand with the lube, and before you reply, you think, 'Oh, so he knows what to do with the dildo..â
âItâs a lubricant, makes the dildo slicker so youâre not hurt.â
He cocks his head to the side. âDi-dildo?â
And you mockingly point a finger at his other hand, âtoy dick.â
He replies, âuh okay..â
The embarrassment of having himself naked when youâre there makes him have second thoughts; heâs unsure whether he wants to engage in sexual activities anymore, unless itâs with you. âPlunge the dildo up your ass, Ken.â
He looks up again and says, âUmm, okay..â
A sudden instinctive thought comes to his mind when he discovers that the bottle is still sealed.
Did you.. want this a long time ago�
A devious smile is drawn on your face as you watch what youâve been hoping would happen ever since you met him, ever since he told you that you needed his help.
You want to savor each second of it as it happens, so thatâs exactly what you do.
He slowly lubricates the dildo with the fluid, stroking just like he would stroke his own toy, but itâs so big and girthy that he has no idea how itâs going to budge inside his hole. But he still does it because itâs his punishment.
You clasp your hands together as you watch him position the dildo on the ground, shuddering upon lubricating himself and moaning as he tries to ride it. But it doesnât even go in; he has to position himself correctly, so he does.
As if heâs doing squats, he grips both his ass cheeks to stretch himself and then slowly goes lower on the toy.
His anal sphincter finally relaxes, and the dildo is slowly thrust inside, deliberately slower than what heâd want because of how big it is.
He starts moaning erratically like the slut he is, and at the same time, he strokes his cock with a desperate hope of getting this over with.
Moving lower and lower, he closes his eyes shut and takes each painful inch in his ass. He doesnât want to open his eyes, and as if you were reading his mind, you command, âOpen your eyes.â And he complies. His heart slams against his ribcage, and his moaning becomes hasted. The heat of his body centers down his belly, and he can feel his orgasm building up as he strokes his cock and simultaneously rides the dildo.
Your eyebrows rise, and you shake your head at how.. inexperienced he is at this â stroking too fast, riding too desperately â but he does have the toy up his ass, so youâre ok. Heâs muttering words unheard from how heavily heâs respiring, breathing: âPlease⌠please.. mmph.â
He's hopping up and down with his puppy-looking eyes, a beautiful sight. The lubricant you gave him is making everything feel ten times better than what he felt last week. The artificial receptors in his cock and prostate are being stimulated just as best as they could. And he feels like heâs agape; heâs so stretched out but is so lost in a satisfactory haze that he doesnât care. Simultaneously, heâs staring at you, then down your clothes, and youâre letting him.
His orgasm feels a bit out of reach, so he tries to focus every fibre of his being on reaching his ecstasy.
âBark,â you demand, a little too nonchalant, being pleased with the scenery.
He stutters but complies, filling the room with his fast breathing, his loud simulated puppy barks, and the bubbles of the slick breaking off from his riding.
His body excretes copious amounts of sweat, sheening all over his body; that distinct scent lingers back again, but this time fresh and strong against your smelling senses; itâs so.. sugary.. sweet.. mixed with his musk. âArf! yes! Arffmm!!â
The dildo reaches places his hand never reached before, and itâs doing it just right; even if it hurts a bit, itâs hitting that spot that makes his eyes tear up as well as his cock throb with more precum.
Loving every minute twitch of his body, you start to get aroused yourself, thinking of fucking him with that dildo yourself; he looks like heâs enjoying it, or even loving it.
Ken is dampening his own jacket with sweat as he potentially repositions his form; moving his feet would leave stains on the wooden floor. At least thatâs how close he is; heâs throwing his head back with each ride, moaning and barking with pleasure, not a care in the world.
Whatâs driving him insane is that you are there, watching silently, waiting for him to burst.
His orgasm skyrockets quickly, and with hasted acceleration, he pulses out a thick⌠pink..(?) rope of his seed. As youâre looking at it on your floor, it even shines as if it were glitter-infused.
He stops after his intense orgasm, not even looking at you as he plunges out of the dildo. His crack is so sore, and itâs still super slick with pinkish lubricant, staining the rest of the horizontal toy with remnants of his inter-fluids â pink glitter.
He almost collapses on the ground, but he uses the bed for leverage.
his face suddenly gets scrunched up in both your hands, gazes meeting each other, yours dilated with nothing but lust, his tired, questioning, and unfazed. Your hot, heavy breathing fanning on his lips, he's so fucked out he can't move. But, What do you want now? More?
Summary: Lost in the chaotic and gritty human world, you come to Kenâs rescue. Heâs determined to find his one true love who is also lost in the human world, Barbie, and despite your cynical and pessimistic view of âtrue loveâ, you help. You and Kenâs views of life and love are constantly clashing and arguments constantly follow. Yet the more time you spend together, you both begin to fall in love with the epitome of everything you once disagreed with. But you are both promised to others and you are from two different worlds, pink and grey.
Warnings: Swearing, V brief harassment (nothing intense), YN thinks Ken is mentally ill/disturbed, Mentions of police
( Super special thanks for my pookie mutual @detectiveapparatiagreen for proofreading for triggersđ )
Word Count: 3.5k
Tropes Used: Grumpy x Sunshine, She fell first/He fell harder, Slow burn, Unexpected/Unintentional pining, Fantasy vs Reality
( This is based off the Disney movie Enchanted so itâs kinda like an AU, with a touch of Warm Bodies and Aquamarine. Also I named YNâs boyfriend after Oppenheimer in honor of Barbenheimer but I just realized that a Robert is in Enchanted toođ. Also this is steering off a bit from canon in the Barbie movie to cater more to Enchantedâs storyline so Ken doesnât become a typical man/antagonist.
And lastly YN is basically Kenâs opposite personality-wise and clothing color palette-wise, I typically always have all my YNâs fashion style ambiguous in my stories unless itâs a direct effect to the story so thatâs why Iâm just forewarning )
Table of Contents
(R/n) = Roommates name
âGod, learn to have a little fun, bitch!â
You flipped out your middle finger over your shoulder as you walked away without looking back at the man near the bar. Despite your platant rejections and constant explanations that you were about to leave the club, the man that approached you with sexual intentions still ran his mouth on how you should let him buy you a drink. You endlessly declined and when he began to grow impatient and rude thatâs when you told him off and marched off to find your roommate, (R/n), in the crowd who had gone to retrieve your coats.
The music thrusted into your eardrums and rumbled your brain so intensely you wondered if youâd be able to get away with calling off work the next morning. You leaned against a wall to take off your heels, leaving your feet in just your pantyhose as (R/n) reunited with you holding both hers and your own jacket in her arms. She laid your jacket over your shoulders and you instantly huddled it around your short dress to prepare to step into the breezy, rainy night.
âOf course the night we finally have the energy to go clubbing is the night we have work in the early morning.â (R/n) chuckled into your ear as the two of you left through the doors in giggles. Once out into the storming outdoors, (R/n) and you stood by a wall under some shade as she began to order an uber through her phone to get you guys back home. You yawned as you people watched while you waited for her to order, letting your eyes wander and linger on the LA characters that either rushed past you with jackets over their head or walking with umbrellas.
Some you could assume were clubbing like you, some ran to catch cabs, some looked to be just getting out of work. Each person that crossed your line of vision were all different and unique⌠but there was one specific individual that made you do a double-take: the bleach blond man wearing rollerblades and blindingly bright neon that stood out in the dark night.
He was sitting on the curb of the sidewalk getting drenched by the rain with his head in his hands, seemingly sobbing dramatically. You frowned in concern and curiosity. You faintly nudged your friend. âIs that guy okay?â Your friend looked up at you with confusion until she looked over to where your eyes were locked. She wasnât as worried as you and simply brushed him off. âHuh? Oh⌠Just leave him to it.â
That offered no apathy to cease your attention on the bold man. You just couldnât brush him off no matter how hard you tried, it was like you were feeling this magnetic pull towards him. âIâm just gonna go check on him.â You told your friend as you stepped into the thundering storm with your hand acting as a shield above your eyes to prevent rain hitting them, and began walking towards the perfectly tanned stranger.
You stopped once you were right next to him, the cold droplets of water quickly dampening your styled hair. âHey. Are you alright?â You said, loud enough for him to hear you over the rain.
The bleach blond thrashed his face out of his hands to look up at you with tears endlessly flooding out of his blue eyes and his lips trembling. âNo! I am not alright!â He loudly wailed out. âBarbie got arrested! And they wouldnât take me with her! I tried to follow them but then I got lost in this humongous place! But while I was wandering I discovered that men on horses rule this world and at first that seemed so awesome but I still couldnât even do anything because I need a bunch of papers to do stuff! And even though I am a man, people are still not being very nice to me!â
He already lost you a while ago with his fast yet confusing words which prompted you to stare blankly, but his last complaint resonated with you enough to erupt a chuckle from you. âYeah, well, welcome to LA.â
The man halted his dramatic crying to stare at you with his watering eyes lighting up. âThank you.â He breathed out with a sniffle and a grateful tone of voice. Your smile twitched down and your brows furrowed at him.
âAnd I lost my visor cap! And now I am leaking from my eyes!â He suddenly exclaimed as he touched his wet cheeks. âBut the worst part of it all isâŚâ he reached up to grip onto his soaking wet blond locks, âmy hair is WET! Why is the sky sprinkling water and making my hair flat and squishy?!â He yelled and physically jumped and yelped like a child when lightning cracked in the sky.
You didnât mean to just stare blankly stare at him with your mouth slightly open and your eyebrows slightly furrowed, but you just didnât know how to react to how this man, who you were now assuming wasnât right in the head, was acting. âYou mean the rain?â You finally asked with multiple confused blinks.
The man harshly sniffled again. âWell, I HATE the rain!â He yelled while glaring up at the sky like he now had a vengeful grudge against it.
You kneeled down next to him to be at eye-level. âDo you have your phone with you? Or any money?â The man wiped his nose with the back of his hand. âIâve never owned a phone.â He looked back over to you, the rain dripping down his face washing his tears away. âAnd what would I need money for?â
You blinked, dumbfounded in its rawest form. You just stared at him again with a complete loss for words at his question. You looked him up and down, taking in every neon detail on his skater outfit. You probably looked like you were seeing an alien for the first time. ââŚDo you need me to call somebody for you?â
He vaguely chuckled with a small smile as he looked at you like you were the weird one. âI don't think they'd hear you from here.â Again, your jaw went slack at your loss for words; intense confusion baffling you. âWhat?â
You glanced around, trying to find some sort of camera crew. Your eyes returned to the blond man who cradled his knees to his chest and reached up to touch his wet hair. He was pouting and wearing the saddest puppy dog eyes youâve ever seen on a grown man. You needed to help this poor, troubled guy.
âWhatâs your name?â He took his hand out of his hair and released his knees, letting his legs fall straight as he looked at his neon strain roller blades. âKen.â âNo, like, whatâs your full name?â You added. He tore his eyes off his feet to look back at you. âKenneth or And Ken.â
You forced an awkward laugh and smile as you tried to hide how you were beginning to lose your patience. âNo, whatâs your last name?â Ken gave you another weird look. âHow many names do you people have?â
Your frown began to deepen as your annoyance began to grow visible in your features. ââŚSo itâs just Ken?â You asked, a slight snap to your voice. âWell itâs usually Barbie and Ken.â Ken explained with a pep to his own voice. Your brows crinkled, âYou keep mentioning Barbie. Like the doll? Are you named after Barbieâs boyfriend Ken or something?â
Ken shook his head with a toothy smile. âNo, I am Ken.â
âThis guy must have escaped from the ward.â You mentally noted. âWhere exactly are you from, Ken?â You asked, hoping to get a solid enough answer to help you navigate where he needs to get to.
âBarbieland.â Ken answered without hesitation, leaving you once again baffled. A loud thunderclap snapped you back into your senses as the rain began to pick up. You looked over your shoulder at (R/n) who pointed at her phone, trying to tell you the uber was about to pull up. You looked back to Ken who returned to sadly staring at his rollerblades and clutching his sopping wet hair.
You pursed your lips together, deep in debating thought, until you let out a groaning sigh. You rose to your feet and draped your jacket over Kenâs head and shoulders. He looked up at you with surprise and opened his mouth to say something but you strictly cut him off. âStay right here, Iâll be right back.â You instructed him before rushing over to your dry friend.
âOkay, so Boris will be picking us up in a gray Toyota and Iâll just request what you owe me on Paypal-â âI think we should take him with us.â You cut (R/n) off as she watched the tracking map on Uber, her eyes snapping up towards you. She glanced over at Ken getting pretty comfortable in your jacket on the sidewalk curb before looking back at you with an eyebrow raise.
â(Y/n), what?â Now she was the baffled one looking at an alien over how out-of-character your request was. However, a smirk stretched across her lips. âUsually Iâm the one wanting to bring home strange men at night.â You rolled your eyes and gave her a glare. âItâs not like that.â You glimpsed over your shoulder at Ken.
âThat guy is the farthest thing from my type as you can get.â
You turned back to (R/n). âAnd you know I would never do that to Rob.â
(R/n) visibly cringed and shut her eyes, holding her hand up to stop you. âEw, Iâve told you before I donât like to hear that guys name on girls night.â You slapped her hand out of your face. âWeâre not gonna have this argument again right now.â You grumbled, knowing how passionate (R/n) was about verbalizing her distaste for your boyfriend Rob. She shook her head. âWeâre not because you didnât say his name.â
You sighed, dismissing that whole rift in the conversation. âI just canât leave him like this. Heâs lost and confused and will get sick in this rain.â You explained to your roommate who didnât seem to even mind. âAs long as I donât have to give up my room or share my morning waffles and we lock our bedrooms. And if he ends up being a thief or murderer or rap-â You cut her off.
âHeâs not staying the night. I just wanna get him out of the rain and send him back to whatever mental institution he came from. He is not staying the night.â You stated with a stern expression. Heâd be out of your apartment quicker than he got there. Itâs not that you didnât have room for a guest, other than prioritizing you and your friends safety, you just didnât want to take care of this crazy man any more than you had to.
After (R/n) told you youâd be taking the heavier load on the overall cost, you hurried back over to Ken who was still wrapped up comfortably in your jacket. You planted your hand softly on his shoulder, grabbing his attention rather quickly. âCome on, Ken. You can get dry at my place and weâll try and get you home.â
Kenâs face lit up like a Christmas tree and tried to stumble up to his feet due to his rollerblades before you grabbed his muscular arm to help him up safely. You pushed away the observation of how tall he actually was when he stood up to focus more on wheeling him over to the Uber (R/n) was waving you over to.
~
Ken skated circles around you and (R/n) as you walked down the hallway of your apartment building as he talked your ear off. â-and then we had to ride a snowmobile through the snow, which was very cold and not good for my hair. And then thatâs when we rollerbladed into Venice Beach. Barbie did not like your world by the way, like within the first second we got there her mood instantly bummed out. And then-â
As soon as you got him seated in the car, he instantly began telling you how he got to that sidewalk curb that somehow involved his whole life story. You tuned him out about halfway through, you just couldnât comprehend what he was telling you; Barbieland, Barbie, disco parties, Kens, Barbies, beaching, Mattel, a portal, Barbieâs flat feet, horses.
It was crazy to you. His story, his words, his personality, his clothes, quite literally everything about him. You nearly began to regret picking up just another LA nutjob on the street.
â-and now Iâm here with you tired looking ladies in this kinda ugly, gloomy building. They should paint these walls a brighter color. Like pink! Or blue!â Ken joyfully said with his wide smile never faltering as he continued to skate down the halls. His upbeat energy was beginning to sicken you.
He started to skate backwards to continue talking into your annoyed face. âBut donât worry, I'm positive that Barbie is already out of jail and looking for me. No doubt by morning she'll come and pick me up and weâll go home and the two of us will finally kiss under the stars.â
A snigger finally cracked out of you. âRight.â From the snippets of his story you paid attention to, it didnât sound like this Barbie girl he kept talking about was all that interested in him. You wanted to press on about that but knew youâd just be met with blind stupidity.
(R/n) seemed to be having the opposite reactions and opinions from you as all she did was humor his story and laugh at his jokes. What was entertaining for her was agitating for you. âWell all I can do for you is let you in for a minute so you can dry off.â You asserted as you neared your apartment door.
âThank you!â Ken chirped out, still clinging to your jacket that was still wrapped around him. âSo if sheâs (R/n), whatâs your name? You never gave me it.â You told him your name and he repeated it out loud, testing it in different voice tones which annoyed you even more. âI just need to last another hour or two and then heâs out of my life and out of my sightâ you kept telling yourself to keep your composure.
You finally reached your front door and began to fish out your keys from your purse. You rustled through your stuff and held back your exhausted groan, digging through to find them. Kenâs vibrant neon color palette still blinded your peripheral vision. You fleetingly glanced over to him, âWhat is it with this outfit of yours anyways?â
Ken looked down at his clothes with a confident smile and placed his hands on his hips. âYou like it?â Your brows furrowed together. âNo, it's just⌠I thought you said you didnât have any money.â âI donât. Clothes just come to me.â Ken said simply as you finally found your keys.
âLike people give you clothes or you design them?â (R/n) questioned. âNo, clothes literally just come to me.â Ken stated with that bright grin still intact with his lips.
You stared at him with that âare you seriousâ expression. âWhy don't we see about getting you a car.â You quickly said before you unlocked your front door.
~
(R/n) approached you in a fit of giggles while you sat at your dining room table scanning over a map for places to drop Ken off. She grasped onto your tense shoulders as she tried to regain a steady breath after her stomach-hurting laughter from something Ken had previously told her.
âCâmon, (Y/n). Canât he sleep here tonight?â She asked you with a pleading smile. You didnât spare her a glance and shook your head like a strict mother, your eyes still remaining on the map. âNo way.â
(R/n) sighed in disappointment and was about to go back over to the couch where Ken was sitting all wrapped up in towels until she caught the sight of him leaning all the way back into the couch. His eyes blissfully closed and his mouth open enough for a vague snore.
âUm, (Y/n). He looks really tired.â She whispered down to you. Your eyes shot up to see the couch from where you were sitting to witness Ken already fast asleep. âWhat? Oh, no. That's not acceptable.â You stood up, the intention of physically hurling him off your couch flaring your imagination.
âAre you really gonna make him go?â (R/n) asked sadly with a pout. You turned to her with a glare. Of course you had to be the only sensible one, taking on responsibility. Sometimes you felt like the only adult in a world full of children, the only one with a stable head on their shoulders. âJust go to bed. Iâll handle this.â You asserted.
(R/n) delicately grabbed your arm before you could march over to him. âHeâs so funny though, and he seems pretty harmless.â You sighed and turned to her with a softer tone in your expression and eyes. â(R/n), he is a seriously confused and troubled man who's fallen into our laps. All I want to do is get him home.â You explained as plainly as you could.
âSo heâs not gonna stay?â (R/n) asked again but put on a brighter smile to try to convince you. âNo.â You harshly deadpanned. âNow go to bed.â She huffed but turned on her heels anyway in pursuit of her room.
Once you heard the closing of her door, you made your way over to the snoozing psychopath. With your hands on your hips, you glared down at him as if trying to telepathically make him wake up. You reached down to his arm, about to violently shake him awake, but your fingers halted and hovered over his toned bicep.
You glanced up to his face as you were frozen, mindlessly taking the time to get a proper look at his face for the first time. You nearly couldnât mentally deny that when he wasnât rabidly sobbing or babbling his mouth off, he was actually very beautiful. The most beautiful guy youâve ever actually seen, almost like he was fake. He was too physically perfect.
You snapped yourself out of your admiring daze, almost not believing you got distracted with physical attraction. You deepened your frown and finally pushed your hand against his arm, a weak attempt to wake Mr Sleeping Beauty. You pushed one more time to find he was still fast asleep. You gruffly sighed and pulled out your phone, clicking into the Uber app.
You were just going to send him to the nearest police station, heâll be the copsâ problem now and Ken can tell them all about his Barbie life. However, before you could hit the final button to get the car your eyes glanced up to Ken once more. Except this time you couldnât look away as he subconsciously snuggled in the towels wrapped around him.
âJust push the damn button and get him out of hereâ is what you kept yelling at yourself. So why couldnât you do it? Of course right when it came down to it, you felt yourself going soft for this lunatic⌠with very blue eyes and an innocent kind of sweet smile. Despite his prettiness and despite his aggravating immaturity, you still felt this gravitational pull towards this strange man.
You sighed and turned off your phone, ruthlessly cursing yourself at your failure to get rid of him. You just couldnât bring yourself to kick him out, something you knew you were going to regret when he woke up and began talking non-stop again. Still, you found yourself gently laying him properly down across the couch on the pillow and replacing the damp towels with a blanket.
You denied your own small smile at his sleeping form as you left for your bedroom. You hadnât thought about Barbie dolls in a very long time, but all of his Barbie talk made you sit in your bed in silence for a few minutes. You wished you still had your Barbie dolls with you instead of them sitting in a box in your parents basement. You just wanted to at least look at your favorite childhood toy.
Not your Ken doll though.
You buried him three feet underground in your backyard when playing funeral with your Barbie dolls and forgot he was still down there.
Watching X-Men: First Class Deleted Scenes is so funny to me because half of the deleted scenes are of Moira and Charles flirting meaning that the editors watched the entire movie and then decided to cut basically all the scenes of the main âcoupleâ flirting and yet saw Charles and Erik being gay and obviously in love and were just like yes we are absolutely keeping these in the movies, no doubt about it, yes we are even including a scene where they go (on a date) and sit on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial by themselves playing chess with Charles staring at Erik talking while sitting like that for like 10 seconds because cinema
I am back to writing! This time, I'm planning on having many parts to this story. It's a DBF Joel Miller story, which I love to read, which means I had to write it, right?
I wrote this with no Y/N, instead each character gives her a nickname/pet name.
So here's Part 1, I really hope you enjoy!
Word count: 2.7k
Warnings: DBF! Joel, age gap-ish (reader is 25, Joel is 39), eventual smut, joel being a little bit of a perv, reader not having a filter, alcohol consumption
âMorninâ,â His Southern accent was even deeper than usual. My head peaks up from behind my computer, noticing his very tired eyes. The bags under his eyes still somehow did him justice.Â
âMorninâ Joel,â I mutter before taking a sip of my coffee. I watch as he finds his way towards my bosses office. He was only my boss at work, but at home he was just Dad.Â
I watch his ass move in his jeans, shamelessly.Â
Finding your coworker hot is one thing, itâs another when itâs also your dadâs friend and he was about 20 years older than you.Â
Iâve thought Joel Miller was quite the looker since I was about 18. I had just started working for my dad. I was mainly just scheduling and doing work orders. Joel took me out to a work site one day, on my fatherâs request. He wanted me to get know some of the people who would be scheduling work from us. I got to sit around with the property manager of an apartment complex in a tight black dress in the dead of summer, watching guys replace windows. While outside that day, Joel worked alongside some of the laborers, his tanned skin and shaggy dark hair glistening with sweat. Something about him doing manual labor turned me on. Something awoke in me that day, and ever since then, I thirst over him in silence.Â
I catch myself looking a bit too long, quickly averting my eyes to my computer screen. I act like I am typing something, glancing over to Joel and my dad walking out of his office together. They are discussing another project that Joel was overseeing that would keep him very busy in the upcoming months.Â
âMy girl here will be starting back at college in the fall, so she will only be part time for awhile,â My dad says, drawing attention to me.Â
âOh really, where ya going?âÂ
I blank out completely for a moment.
âUT Austin,â I finally answer.
âSmart girl, you living on campus?â
âNope, just getting my masterâs in Engineering so living from home makes the most sense.â
Joel shakes his head, âMasterâs. Didnât you just graduate high school?â
âIâm 25, Joel.â
His eyes scan me for a moment, realizing Iâm much older than he remembers.Â
âHa,â He grumbles, âTime flies huh, Steve?â
âSure does, you just wait for that Sarah of yours is off to college,â My dad laughs, slapping Joelâs shoulder. I wince, realizing again he has a young daughter. It wasnât ideal, to say the least.Â
âWe got about 5 years on that,â Joel says, his eyes returning to mine, âWell itâll be nice havinâ you around during our busy season.â
âHappy to help,â I reply, not really meaning it.Â
âHey, Joel, you and Sarah making an appearance at our BBQ this weekend? We invited the whole neighborhood and I canât remember if you told me youâd be there.â
His eyes are still on me, âYeah, Iâll be there,â his eyes return to my dadâs, âJust me and Tommy though, Sarah is goinâ over to a friendâs house.â
âCanât wait!â My dad cheers, âBaby girl, can you make sure my schedule is cleared Friday evening so I donât have to worry about when I can get the meat?â
âOf course, dad,â I grit my teeth, âIâm on it.â
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âHey baby girl, can you go grab me some extra plates?âÂ
My dad was over the top with his BBQs to say the very least. The whole neighborhood was in on it. Steaks, burgers, hot dogs, chicken, the whole thing. I spent all morning getting the huge backyard and cabana ready for all our visitors. We usually had someone come over to do all the setting up, but Dad made sure to remind me that I was living rent free and being paid on his payroll, so setting up was the least I could do.Â
People littered the pool and backyard. I weave between people, giving smiles and welcomes where I could.
I walk in to the kitchen, the cold AC air hitting my bare arms. Luckily, I was wearing shorts over my bikini shorts, or else the goose bumps would be up and down my legs, too. I begin searching the cabinets for the large serving plates you always used for big gatherings. Leaning down, my triangle bikini top almost lets my boobs loose. I sit up straight, messing with the knots on my back. I knew tightening it could only help so much.
âNeed help?â I almost jump out of my skin. I turn quickly, spotting Joel Miller standing in the kitchen with me.
âShit, you fucking scared me,â I breathe loudly, patting my chest to make my heart stop racing, âI think I can get it.â
âMhm,â He sticks a tooth pick between his teeth, âLemme help, girl.â
God he was so fine. I hated myself for having a crush on him. But the domestic and simple gray t-shirt that hugged his arms so well and the blue jeans? I simply could not resist staring.Â
No chance in hell. But I got to look at him every day and imagine it.Â
I turn on my heels, holding the ties out to him so he could tie them.Â
âI need them tighter,â I mutter, âDonât want these puppies falling out in front of the Adlers.â
âDonât want to excite Mr. Adler too much, he may have himself a heart attack.â
I smile to myself, biting my lip. He ties it, his fingers grazing my bare back slightly.Â
âAll good now, girl,â I turn to face him, looking up at him through my eyelashes, âNow what were you lookinâ for?â
âServing plates,â I explain, âDad is finishing up those steaks, needs more space.â
âWell letâs get âem and head out to all the fun,â He says, ducking down to the cabinet I was looking in originally. He finds them, handing them up to me. He looks so good looking up at me from this angle.Â
âYou want to grab us some beers,â I suggest, âIâll meet you out there?â
âYour dad runninâ low?â
âProbably, so grab three.â
â
âSo, you going to be here all summer?â
I had no interest in talking to Tommy, but he was keeping me from toeing the line with Joel in my drunken state, so here I am. I sit in my lounger chair, wanting so bad to take off my jean shorts. I knew if I did, Tommy would take it as Iâm making a pass, so I sweat extra.Â
âIâm starting college in August, so yeah Iâll be around the office and staying home.â
He smiles, âGood to hear, love seeing you around.â
I smile back faking a cheery laugh, âThanks, Tommy⌠care to grab me another beer?â
âNo problem, sweetheart.â
I watch him walk away before searching the crowd for Joel. I spot him across the yard, talking to one of the newer neighbors. A single mom who moved in two months ago. My dad kept joking the other night that heâd be making her my stepmom, which only made me gag. She was beautiful, younger than my dad, but just about Joelâs age.Â
A pang of jealousy rises within me.Â
Joel finally catches my wandering eyes. He smiles gently, giving me a nod.
âHere, darling,â Tommy says sweetly, âNeed anything else?â
âYeah, actually,â Your brother, âCan you help me with something?â
âSure, âs up?â
I sit up, leaning over making my boobs hang right in his eye line.Â
If I couldnât keep one Millerâs attention, maybe I could snag second best. My beer filled brain thinks about how they are cut from the same cloth, so they both are probably good at this.Â
âDo you want to help me change a lightbulb?â
He raises his eyebrows, âI guess, where at?â
I smirk, âMy bedroom.â
We sneak away, my eyes scanning the area. It didnât appear as anyone was following us. My room was the last room on the left upstairs, so the anticipation as I guided him down the hallway was killing me.
Ever since Joel grazed my back earlier, Iâve been ready. So fucking ready.Â
âAre we actually changing a lightbulb?â
I open my door for him, gesturing to him to follow me in.
In the dim light, Tommy was very cute. He was a sweet guy and I knew heâd be the first to jump on my idea.Â
âYou tell me,â I say, starting to untie the knot Joel tied. In my moment of trying to be sexy, I realize Joel tied the stupidest and hardest knot ever. Tommy notices my struggle, reaching around me, frantically trying to get the top off.
As it gets loose, I reach up to grab his neck.
âWhat the fuck is going on âere?âÂ
His voice freezes me. Tommy looks towards the door in horror.
âJoel-â
âTommy, you fucking know better,â His voice is so intimidating and scary, I cant even muster the courage to turn around, âGit.â
Tommy gives me eyes saying Iâm so sorry, and I just stare blankly at my wall. I hear Tommyâs foot steps run down the stairs. I realize how drunk I am because my wall paper begins to move on itâs own. It doesnât usually do that.Â
âNow you,â His stride towards me is quick, âIâm not your Dad, but donât think heâd like you fucking his employees.â
Maybe it was the liquid courage, âWho said I was trying to fuck him?â
I snap my head towards his stern and impossible to read face.
âBullshit,â He spits, âHe got through my knot, he assumed somethinâ was about to happen.â
âWell, even if thatâs where it went, why are you putting your nose in our business?â
He chuckles darkly, âSo now itâs ours, huh? I have you know, girl, Tommyâs business is my business. And youâre just makinâ my job hard.â
I tiptoe closer to him, âAnd whatâs your job, again, Mr. Miller?â
âMake sure people are behavinâ themselves.â
I realize what heâs doing. My tipsy mind took a second to search his face for more, but I can't read him at all.Â
âIâm behaving, Mr. Miller. I promise,â I reach up, touching his jaw, âNo more funny business.â
It was the closest I had ever got to him. I felt a rush just touching him.
âGood, get your top back on and come down to the party. Your dad is looking for you.â
I look down at myself as he leaves the room. My fucking tits are out, and he didnât even look down.
The game he was playing was not the same one I was playing.
â
The next morning, I have a pounding headache and no drive to leave my room. I was embarrassed and horrified. I knew I would have to face Joel and Tommy on Monday morning, so I had to make amends beforehand. I really didnât want them to tell my dad and I was pretty out of line for trying to fuck Tommy when Joel wasn't giving me the attention my drunk ass thought I deserved.
After spending hours in bed, rolling back and forth thinking of a script to say, I figured that honesty is the best policy.Â
Well, honesty with a little bend in the truth.Â
I get showered and dressed. My usual summer time outfit was a crop top and short shorts, but today I needed to be more⌠conservative.Â
I find a nice summery dress, that went to midthigh. It was yellow, not a lot cleavage, floral. Innocent.Â
When I get downstairs, my dad sits in the living room, his feet propped up watching the news.Â
âWhere ya going, baby girl?âÂ
âIâm going for a walk,â I lie.Â
âWearing that?â
âYes,â I nod quickly, âDo you need anything while Iâm out?â
He shakes his head, âNo, have fun, I guess.â
I could tell he was suspicious, but he wasnât one to pester me too much. He had high expectations for me, but I always exceeded them. He never questioned me too much, unless it was about school. He didnât even really care about my love life. He always got excited when I told him I was going on dates in college. I mean, I rather him be excited than bother me about the guys I was seeing.
I start my journey to Joelâs. I didnât even know if he was home or not, I was going on blind faith.
It was hot as shit and I was not fully prepared to walk to his house in a dress and sandals.Â
I couldâve just driven there and back. But no, I decided to roast in the hot summer sun.
â
When I arrive to his house, I just kind of stand in his driveway, catching my breath. He was home, his truck was here.Â
I walk to the front door, knocking first then ringing the door bell.Â
It takes about minute, but he gets the door.Â
And heâs shirtless.Â
It was the worst and best moment of my entire life.Â
âWhat are you doing here?â
And itâs not quite the response I was anticipating when I arrived at his door.Â
âI uh-,â I hear some stirring inside the house, which causes me to peak my head past Joelâs shoulder.Â
I see movement, but my eyes find Joelâs again before I could focus in on it. He pushes me back a bit, coming outside and shutting the door behind him.Â
âI came to apologize, but you seem busy.â
He shakes his head, âNot busy, just woke up.â
âWith someone?â
What the fuck? Why canât I shut my mouth?
âPardon me?â
âWell I walked this whole way to apologize about my inappropriate behavior yesterday,â I explain, âBut yeah, thatâs it.â
The door creaks open and I am wholeheartedly anticipating a hot MILF or something. But instead, itâs a little girl.Â
âSarah, get inside!â
âOh hi, I know you!â
I smile at the girl. She was cute, I had to admit. She looked a bit like Joel, mainly the smile. A smile I wasnât too familiar with, because he wasnât too keen on my jokes. Ever.
âYeah, I work with your dad,â I explain, âNice to see you, Sarah.â
âYou too, do you want to have lunch with us?â
âSarah she canât st-âÂ
âIâd love to, only if your dad says itâs okay.â
He got himself in a pickle, but I was aching to have a conversation that didnât involve me putting my foot in my mouth like I almost did again. Plus, some food and water would help the heatstroke I felt coming on.
He stares at me, almost like he wished Iâd disappear, âOf course, come in. Sarah is making sandwiches.â
âI hope you like turkey and cheese!â
â
âThanks for the sandwich, Sarah,â I say, wiping my face making sure I didnât have mustard left over.
She smiles with her mouth full, âYouâre welcome!â
âHey Sarah, why donât you go get ready for swim practice,â He suggests, âMe and your new best friend need to have an adult conversation.â
She looks up at him annoyed, âI guess, but donât scare her away. She has a cool pool I want to swim in.â
I laugh out loud, âYeah, donât scare me away, Joel.â
He doesnât laugh, he just looks at me with his lazer eyes. I just wish Sarah a farewell and shut my mouth, waiting for the storm. He stirs, eating another bite of his sandwich.Â
âSo you came to apologize, huh?â
I swallow, âUh, yeah. Iâm sorry for my inappropriate behavior. I had one too many yesterday.â
He nods, âYeah you were practically falling out of that top of yours before you took Tommy upstairs. Surprised you didnât have it off before then.â
My eyes widen, âWell thatâs humiliating.â
âDonât think anyone was particularly mad about it,â He says, âMaybe one of those neighborhood watch moms, but who cares about âem?â
I canât help but smirk. Was he insinuating that he wasnât mad about almost seeing my boobs?
âYeah, they always give me the most disgusted looks when Iâm out jogging.â
âCauseâ they miss beinâ young and beautiful,â He explains, âAll their husbands stare, too.â
I canât believe heâs talking to me like this, I find myself leaning in a bit to try to talk quieter. It seems like this is conversation we should be whispering to each other.
âDo you stare?â
Foot. In. Mouth.Â
He smirks, giggling a bit. I finally got to see him smile.
âOf course, I do.â
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Hehehehe tell me what you think! I'll be back with part 2 soon!
I am back to writing! This time, I'm planning on having many parts to this story. It's a DBF Joel Miller story, which I love to read, which means I had to write it, right?
I wrote this with no Y/N, instead each character gives her a nickname/pet name.
So here's Part 1, I really hope you enjoy!
Word count: 2.7k
Warnings: DBF! Joel, age gap-ish (reader is 25, Joel is 39), eventual smut, joel being a little bit of a perv, reader not having a filter, alcohol consumption
âMorninâ,â His Southern accent was even deeper than usual. My head peaks up from behind my computer, noticing his very tired eyes. The bags under his eyes still somehow did him justice.Â
âMorninâ Joel,â I mutter before taking a sip of my coffee. I watch as he finds his way towards my bosses office. He was only my boss at work, but at home he was just Dad.Â
I watch his ass move in his jeans, shamelessly.Â
Finding your coworker hot is one thing, itâs another when itâs also your dadâs friend and he was about 20 years older than you.Â
Iâve thought Joel Miller was quite the looker since I was about 18. I had just started working for my dad. I was mainly just scheduling and doing work orders. Joel took me out to a work site one day, on my fatherâs request. He wanted me to get know some of the people who would be scheduling work from us. I got to sit around with the property manager of an apartment complex in a tight black dress in the dead of summer, watching guys replace windows. While outside that day, Joel worked alongside some of the laborers, his tanned skin and shaggy dark hair glistening with sweat. Something about him doing manual labor turned me on. Something awoke in me that day, and ever since then, I thirst over him in silence.Â
I catch myself looking a bit too long, quickly averting my eyes to my computer screen. I act like I am typing something, glancing over to Joel and my dad walking out of his office together. They are discussing another project that Joel was overseeing that would keep him very busy in the upcoming months.Â
âMy girl here will be starting back at college in the fall, so she will only be part time for awhile,â My dad says, drawing attention to me.Â
âOh really, where ya going?âÂ
I blank out completely for a moment.
âUT Austin,â I finally answer.
âSmart girl, you living on campus?â
âNope, just getting my masterâs in Engineering so living from home makes the most sense.â
Joel shakes his head, âMasterâs. Didnât you just graduate high school?â
âIâm 25, Joel.â
His eyes scan me for a moment, realizing Iâm much older than he remembers.Â
âHa,â He grumbles, âTime flies huh, Steve?â
âSure does, you just wait for that Sarah of yours is off to college,â My dad laughs, slapping Joelâs shoulder. I wince, realizing again he has a young daughter. It wasnât ideal, to say the least.Â
âWe got about 5 years on that,â Joel says, his eyes returning to mine, âWell itâll be nice havinâ you around during our busy season.â
âHappy to help,â I reply, not really meaning it.Â
âHey, Joel, you and Sarah making an appearance at our BBQ this weekend? We invited the whole neighborhood and I canât remember if you told me youâd be there.â
His eyes are still on me, âYeah, Iâll be there,â his eyes return to my dadâs, âJust me and Tommy though, Sarah is goinâ over to a friendâs house.â
âCanât wait!â My dad cheers, âBaby girl, can you make sure my schedule is cleared Friday evening so I donât have to worry about when I can get the meat?â
âOf course, dad,â I grit my teeth, âIâm on it.â
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âHey baby girl, can you go grab me some extra plates?âÂ
My dad was over the top with his BBQs to say the very least. The whole neighborhood was in on it. Steaks, burgers, hot dogs, chicken, the whole thing. I spent all morning getting the huge backyard and cabana ready for all our visitors. We usually had someone come over to do all the setting up, but Dad made sure to remind me that I was living rent free and being paid on his payroll, so setting up was the least I could do.Â
People littered the pool and backyard. I weave between people, giving smiles and welcomes where I could.
I walk in to the kitchen, the cold AC air hitting my bare arms. Luckily, I was wearing shorts over my bikini shorts, or else the goose bumps would be up and down my legs, too. I begin searching the cabinets for the large serving plates you always used for big gatherings. Leaning down, my triangle bikini top almost lets my boobs loose. I sit up straight, messing with the knots on my back. I knew tightening it could only help so much.
âNeed help?â I almost jump out of my skin. I turn quickly, spotting Joel Miller standing in the kitchen with me.
âShit, you fucking scared me,â I breathe loudly, patting my chest to make my heart stop racing, âI think I can get it.â
âMhm,â He sticks a tooth pick between his teeth, âLemme help, girl.â
God he was so fine. I hated myself for having a crush on him. But the domestic and simple gray t-shirt that hugged his arms so well and the blue jeans? I simply could not resist staring.Â
No chance in hell. But I got to look at him every day and imagine it.Â
I turn on my heels, holding the ties out to him so he could tie them.Â
âI need them tighter,â I mutter, âDonât want these puppies falling out in front of the Adlers.â
âDonât want to excite Mr. Adler too much, he may have himself a heart attack.â
I smile to myself, biting my lip. He ties it, his fingers grazing my bare back slightly.Â
âAll good now, girl,â I turn to face him, looking up at him through my eyelashes, âNow what were you lookinâ for?â
âServing plates,â I explain, âDad is finishing up those steaks, needs more space.â
âWell letâs get âem and head out to all the fun,â He says, ducking down to the cabinet I was looking in originally. He finds them, handing them up to me. He looks so good looking up at me from this angle.Â
âYou want to grab us some beers,â I suggest, âIâll meet you out there?â
âYour dad runninâ low?â
âProbably, so grab three.â
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âSo, you going to be here all summer?â
I had no interest in talking to Tommy, but he was keeping me from toeing the line with Joel in my drunken state, so here I am. I sit in my lounger chair, wanting so bad to take off my jean shorts. I knew if I did, Tommy would take it as Iâm making a pass, so I sweat extra.Â
âIâm starting college in August, so yeah Iâll be around the office and staying home.â
He smiles, âGood to hear, love seeing you around.â
I smile back faking a cheery laugh, âThanks, Tommy⌠care to grab me another beer?â
âNo problem, sweetheart.â
I watch him walk away before searching the crowd for Joel. I spot him across the yard, talking to one of the newer neighbors. A single mom who moved in two months ago. My dad kept joking the other night that heâd be making her my stepmom, which only made me gag. She was beautiful, younger than my dad, but just about Joelâs age.Â
A pang of jealousy rises within me.Â
Joel finally catches my wandering eyes. He smiles gently, giving me a nod.
âHere, darling,â Tommy says sweetly, âNeed anything else?â
âYeah, actually,â Your brother, âCan you help me with something?â
âSure, âs up?â
I sit up, leaning over making my boobs hang right in his eye line.Â
If I couldnât keep one Millerâs attention, maybe I could snag second best. My beer filled brain thinks about how they are cut from the same cloth, so they both are probably good at this.Â
âDo you want to help me change a lightbulb?â
He raises his eyebrows, âI guess, where at?â
I smirk, âMy bedroom.â
We sneak away, my eyes scanning the area. It didnât appear as anyone was following us. My room was the last room on the left upstairs, so the anticipation as I guided him down the hallway was killing me.
Ever since Joel grazed my back earlier, Iâve been ready. So fucking ready.Â
âAre we actually changing a lightbulb?â
I open my door for him, gesturing to him to follow me in.
In the dim light, Tommy was very cute. He was a sweet guy and I knew heâd be the first to jump on my idea.Â
âYou tell me,â I say, starting to untie the knot Joel tied. In my moment of trying to be sexy, I realize Joel tied the stupidest and hardest knot ever. Tommy notices my struggle, reaching around me, frantically trying to get the top off.
As it gets loose, I reach up to grab his neck.
âWhat the fuck is going on âere?âÂ
His voice freezes me. Tommy looks towards the door in horror.
âJoel-â
âTommy, you fucking know better,â His voice is so intimidating and scary, I cant even muster the courage to turn around, âGit.â
Tommy gives me eyes saying Iâm so sorry, and I just stare blankly at my wall. I hear Tommyâs foot steps run down the stairs. I realize how drunk I am because my wall paper begins to move on itâs own. It doesnât usually do that.Â
âNow you,â His stride towards me is quick, âIâm not your Dad, but donât think heâd like you fucking his employees.â
Maybe it was the liquid courage, âWho said I was trying to fuck him?â
I snap my head towards his stern and impossible to read face.
âBullshit,â He spits, âHe got through my knot, he assumed somethinâ was about to happen.â
âWell, even if thatâs where it went, why are you putting your nose in our business?â
He chuckles darkly, âSo now itâs ours, huh? I have you know, girl, Tommyâs business is my business. And youâre just makinâ my job hard.â
I tiptoe closer to him, âAnd whatâs your job, again, Mr. Miller?â
âMake sure people are behavinâ themselves.â
I realize what heâs doing. My tipsy mind took a second to search his face for more, but I can't read him at all.Â
âIâm behaving, Mr. Miller. I promise,â I reach up, touching his jaw, âNo more funny business.â
It was the closest I had ever got to him. I felt a rush just touching him.
âGood, get your top back on and come down to the party. Your dad is looking for you.â
I look down at myself as he leaves the room. My fucking tits are out, and he didnât even look down.
The game he was playing was not the same one I was playing.
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The next morning, I have a pounding headache and no drive to leave my room. I was embarrassed and horrified. I knew I would have to face Joel and Tommy on Monday morning, so I had to make amends beforehand. I really didnât want them to tell my dad and I was pretty out of line for trying to fuck Tommy when Joel wasn't giving me the attention my drunk ass thought I deserved.
After spending hours in bed, rolling back and forth thinking of a script to say, I figured that honesty is the best policy.Â
Well, honesty with a little bend in the truth.Â
I get showered and dressed. My usual summer time outfit was a crop top and short shorts, but today I needed to be more⌠conservative.Â
I find a nice summery dress, that went to midthigh. It was yellow, not a lot cleavage, floral. Innocent.Â
When I get downstairs, my dad sits in the living room, his feet propped up watching the news.Â
âWhere ya going, baby girl?âÂ
âIâm going for a walk,â I lie.Â
âWearing that?â
âYes,â I nod quickly, âDo you need anything while Iâm out?â
He shakes his head, âNo, have fun, I guess.â
I could tell he was suspicious, but he wasnât one to pester me too much. He had high expectations for me, but I always exceeded them. He never questioned me too much, unless it was about school. He didnât even really care about my love life. He always got excited when I told him I was going on dates in college. I mean, I rather him be excited than bother me about the guys I was seeing.
I start my journey to Joelâs. I didnât even know if he was home or not, I was going on blind faith.
It was hot as shit and I was not fully prepared to walk to his house in a dress and sandals.Â
I couldâve just driven there and back. But no, I decided to roast in the hot summer sun.
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When I arrive to his house, I just kind of stand in his driveway, catching my breath. He was home, his truck was here.Â
I walk to the front door, knocking first then ringing the door bell.Â
It takes about minute, but he gets the door.Â
And heâs shirtless.Â
It was the worst and best moment of my entire life.Â
âWhat are you doing here?â
And itâs not quite the response I was anticipating when I arrived at his door.Â
âI uh-,â I hear some stirring inside the house, which causes me to peak my head past Joelâs shoulder.Â
I see movement, but my eyes find Joelâs again before I could focus in on it. He pushes me back a bit, coming outside and shutting the door behind him.Â
âI came to apologize, but you seem busy.â
He shakes his head, âNot busy, just woke up.â
âWith someone?â
What the fuck? Why canât I shut my mouth?
âPardon me?â
âWell I walked this whole way to apologize about my inappropriate behavior yesterday,â I explain, âBut yeah, thatâs it.â
The door creaks open and I am wholeheartedly anticipating a hot MILF or something. But instead, itâs a little girl.Â
âSarah, get inside!â
âOh hi, I know you!â
I smile at the girl. She was cute, I had to admit. She looked a bit like Joel, mainly the smile. A smile I wasnât too familiar with, because he wasnât too keen on my jokes. Ever.
âYeah, I work with your dad,â I explain, âNice to see you, Sarah.â
âYou too, do you want to have lunch with us?â
âSarah she canât st-âÂ
âIâd love to, only if your dad says itâs okay.â
He got himself in a pickle, but I was aching to have a conversation that didnât involve me putting my foot in my mouth like I almost did again. Plus, some food and water would help the heatstroke I felt coming on.
He stares at me, almost like he wished Iâd disappear, âOf course, come in. Sarah is making sandwiches.â
âI hope you like turkey and cheese!â
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âThanks for the sandwich, Sarah,â I say, wiping my face making sure I didnât have mustard left over.
She smiles with her mouth full, âYouâre welcome!â
âHey Sarah, why donât you go get ready for swim practice,â He suggests, âMe and your new best friend need to have an adult conversation.â
She looks up at him annoyed, âI guess, but donât scare her away. She has a cool pool I want to swim in.â
I laugh out loud, âYeah, donât scare me away, Joel.â
He doesnât laugh, he just looks at me with his lazer eyes. I just wish Sarah a farewell and shut my mouth, waiting for the storm. He stirs, eating another bite of his sandwich.Â
âSo you came to apologize, huh?â
I swallow, âUh, yeah. Iâm sorry for my inappropriate behavior. I had one too many yesterday.â
He nods, âYeah you were practically falling out of that top of yours before you took Tommy upstairs. Surprised you didnât have it off before then.â
My eyes widen, âWell thatâs humiliating.â
âDonât think anyone was particularly mad about it,â He says, âMaybe one of those neighborhood watch moms, but who cares about âem?â
I canât help but smirk. Was he insinuating that he wasnât mad about almost seeing my boobs?
âYeah, they always give me the most disgusted looks when Iâm out jogging.â
âCauseâ they miss beinâ young and beautiful,â He explains, âAll their husbands stare, too.â
I canât believe heâs talking to me like this, I find myself leaning in a bit to try to talk quieter. It seems like this is conversation we should be whispering to each other.
âDo you stare?â
Foot. In. Mouth.Â
He smirks, giggling a bit. I finally got to see him smile.
âOf course, I do.â
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