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Alejandro: I hate verbs in English

Alejandro: I dance

Alejandro: you dance

Rodolfo: si

Alejandro: he dances.

Alejandro: why?

Soap: huh?

Alejandro, pointing at Phillip: is he dancing more than me?

Rodolfo: I don't think so-

Alejandro: six hundred and forty five people dance, and

Alejandro: he dances.

Soap:

Alejandro: how much is this mother fucker dancing?

#no no he has a point!!!! #cod mwii #john soap mactavish #alejandro vargas #rodolfo parra

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No exactly. I wanna run him thru a dishwasher. Maybe a garbage disposal too.

unfortunate that graves is attractive because i want to beat him with a stick

#phillip graves #he has the prettiest punchable face i've ever seen

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80% of "passing" is having enough money to purchase the clothes and services that will allow you to pass. Please stop holding being able to stealth up as the pinnacle of trans achievement. That place belongs to surviving. It belongs to finding joy. It belongs to love and community, not people who are rich enough to have professional makeup artists and tailors.

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My new YouTube video: A DM’s Guide to Ranged Combat is now live! Please go give it a watch!

If you’re a DM looking for a way to challenge your overspecced crossbow player, or just generally make mixed-range combat more interesting and enjoyable, it’s full of helpful tips and visualisations. Plus, supporting these long videos really helps keep my channel alive and funds more future content!

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Here, a cheater course on caring for natural fibers!

1. Wool. Treat it like it has the delicate constitution of a Victorian lady and the conviction that baths are evil of a 17th century noble. (If I get in WATER my PORES will OPEN and I will CATCH ILL AND DIE.)

2. Cotton; easygoing. Will shrink a bit if washed and dried hot.

3. Silk; people think it’s like wool and has the constitution of a fashionably dying of consumption Victorian lady, but actually it’s quite tough. Can be washed in an ordinary washer, and either tumbled dry without heat or hung to dry.

4. Linen; it doesn’t give a shit. Beat the hell out of it. Historically was laundered by dousing it in lye and beating the shit out of it with wooden paddles, which only makes it look better. The masochist of the natural fiber world. Beat the fuck out of it linen doesn’t care. Considerably stronger than cotton. Linen sheet sets can last literal decades in more or less pristine shape because of that strength.The most likely natural fiber to own a ball gag.

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Price: Why is there a COFFIN in the rec room??

Soap: We’re having a funeral for Ghost

Price: WHAT?!

Gaz: He didn’t have one when he ‘died’ so we’re throwing one for him

Price: Wha- You don’t THROW a funeral!

Soap: Well, we are now. The soldiers are writing speeches for it

Price:

Gaz: It’s this weekend, by the way. Don’t miss it or Ghost will think you don’t care about him

Price: … what the fuck-

#this is so fucking accurate #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #john price #simon ghost riley #tf 141 #task force 141

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Where can I get this mop?

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i just wanna thank all the gif makers on here. y'all really keep this site alive and we don't freaking deserve you. thank you for all your hard work. tumblr is nothing without you.

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Hi! Are your requests still open? If yes, may I request you a drawing of my sw oc Zaya? It can be bust or half body, whatever you choose. I'm sending two drawings of her, but if you need more references you can find them on my blog under the tag # star wars zaya oc.

Thank you for taking your time to read this and have a good day/afternoon/night! <3

Okay but I Lowkey loved drawing her!! Her hair is,,,, very fun to style!

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Ok hi! I found how to do the thing

Since you said you'd prefer to stick to Star Wars OCs, here's two for you.

The first is Jak'al, a Espirion jedi turned to the dark side:

He's probably also the best drawing I've ever made.

Second, is a yet unnamed General that actually got to where he is because of time travel shananagans, but that lore is besides the point.

He was pretty badly injured in the process, and something I'm not sure I managed to convey is that his droid friend sacrificed itself in order to keep him alive, thus the weird mask helmet thing. Im resuming wildly because it has been a WHILE since I delved into this, but do with that what you will.

You can draw either, both, or none, but I do hope you have fun!

-Gabriel, the Messenger

I drew the red guy cuz he really interested me, silly angry man >:]

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#oooooo how beautiful #star wars ocs

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this video now

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This is so pretty! This is "Por Amarte" by Pepe Aguilar as I see it because of synesthesia!

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#SOLID MASS OF MUSCLE AND RIGHTEOUS FURY!!!!!!! #I LOVE HIM!!!!! #HOLY SHIT #CAN I HAS A HUG SIR PLEEEEEEEEASE #JUST CRUSH MY ENTIRE SPINE I THINK IT WOULD HELP!!! #john soap mactavish #cod mwii #cod wmiii

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There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.

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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

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Ghost, whispering: Give me a fucking break

Ghost: *blows out birthday candles

Soap: … if you say it out loud it won’t come true

Ghost: *throws the cake at Soap*

Soap: SHIT-

#simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish