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when did we even first discover the concept of glasses

like was an egyptian pharaoh walking around in his jewel room and put two crystals up to his eyes and was like YOOOOOOOOOOOO NEITHHOTEP COME LOOK AT THIS

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when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

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i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. 

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like or reblog this comment for two thousand children

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why are people even still having to fight for equal rights it’s fucking 2013 what the fuck shit is this anyway

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I won’t take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.

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do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself

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please don’t be scared to talk to me ok i’m just a dumbass with a blog that is dumb and i’m scared of everyone so i never talk to anyone first i’m sorry i’m d UMB

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YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

you have a body

that’s it

you’re beautiful

you win

congratulations 

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IF SOMEONES REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING THEYRE TALKING ABOUT PLEASE AT LEAST CONVINCINGLY PRETEND TO CARE BC THERES NOTHING MORE DISCOURAGING THAN SOMEONE MAKING YOU FEEL BAD FOR BEING PUMPED ABOUT SOMETHING