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Cephalopod Spectrum of Friendliness

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a 10 year coma sounds good right about now

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don’t ever feel guilty cuz whatever you did wrong was probably your parents fault or the government’s

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This tweet saved so many lives actually

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If I block you you're the problem if you block me you're the problem

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I can be trusted alone in a craft store (<- me when I lie)

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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i did what i had to to survive, and then also a bunch of other things for funsies :)

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So I started watching dungeon meshi...

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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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bro can i live in squalor with you real quick?

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And another one

#aquarium mostly cause i want to go to the aquarium and im chosing to be selfish

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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended