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for several weeks now this tweet has been causing wars on twitter

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Bothering the beast

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Just ate 2/3 of the way through a babybel cheese but stopped because I got full

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Watching some of the supplements to the pink flamingos criterion and this performer in the movie, Elizabeth Coffey was pre-op while filming, and if you’ve seen the movie you know she famously or infamously exposes herself on camera. Fast forward 50 years to a retrospective of John waters in 2022 in a Baltimore art museum, and I guess they’d made their bathrooms gender neutral somewhat recently and also named the bathrooms after John waters. So John invited Elizabeth Coffey who is also still alive and an advocate for trans seniors to come and be the first person to piss in their newly gender neutral bathrooms lol which seems like a very John waters thing to do lol

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Your project on if trees like John Denver was great, Timmy. But Winston won with his perpetual motion machine.

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They're young... They're in love... They eat LARD

British Lard Marketing Board

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Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

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call me a guy who just caught a fish that's too small and abides by the local fishing regulations on minimum size limit

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this whole mutual thing is overhyped on this site. want to send me an ask off anon? do it. want to tag me in a post? do it. follower, mutual, or just random person who stumbled across my blog: I crave interaction and literally do not mind.

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Zoozve, my beloved

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Man I fucking love sailing the imperial Japanese navy theough the strait of hansan on this fine morning of July 8th 1592. I cannot wait to show lord Hideyoshi my awesome supply routes.

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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny