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the courier: Death Grips look out there’s an enemy after us

Death Grips, the lore-friendly companion: WHAT IS IT WHERE IS IT HOW IT AFFECT ME

the courier: i think it might be a deathclaw, Death Grips

Death Grips, the lore-friendly companion: FUCK THAT SHIT I NEED THAT SHIT IT’S BOUND TO BE THE DEATH OF ME

#classic classic

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pretty cool eclipse. guy in umpire getup who burnt my white ass to a crisp was not as cool

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KISSINGER ???

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i think we should remove the division sign from all keyboards and text editors so people can't make deliberately ambiguous maths problems to start arguments for internet clout

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the euphoria of clicking on a random youtube video about an obscure topic and then realizing it was made by a trans woman

#yeah that continuity of splines vid

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flesh jeans by lemaine

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Up the Wolves (ULTRAKILL animatic)

#up the wolves sweep!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hate that greentexts are a 4chan thing because they are actually like genuinely a really intuitive method of storytelling

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Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

#oh i do love A Claw Machine for Lobsters

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#wow i love mobile suit gundam witch from mercury

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i love thermodynamics because its like no…. my toaster waffle did not get cold… it simply tried to warm this big cold world all by its little self… her heat was given… and she asked for NOTHING in return … ;_;

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"i should go to bed earlier" -> "they should invent a girl who goes to bed sooo early and wakes up in the morning feeling all fresh and niceys and is also me"

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big fan of characters that are as pathetic as they are terrifying

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We really need to be louder about the fact that IQ is not real

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Blades of the Cavalier Primaries Displayed for your Appreciation

In house order from top to bottom. I’d be happy to explain the choices if anyone is interested!

#tlt

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pick one. this is your blind date

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15

16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20

21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25

26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30

(assume that whoever you get is single)

#SLENDERMAN?????????????