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say it louder

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So we watched Desperado... And y'know.

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Nothing Beats Pizza On A Cliff

Right? And some things are said...

Part ONE | Part TWO | Part THREE | Part FOUR | Part FIVE | Part SIX | Part SEVEN | Part EIGHT | Part NINE | Part TEN

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help girl i drifted out to sea [x]

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I think I’m going to die today

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Millions must waste their lives chasing after an unattainable delusioned reality

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I'm rarely do traditional arts

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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i just bawled my eyes out and it feels like i just got the biggest hug to my soul. thank you thank you thank you. it is sacred and it is SAFE the poster will not tell anyone even what state this is in, only thats this is in USA. even if you are not indigenous i hope this lifts your spirits and comforts you.

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#Id prob be like ‘oh? Yall there’s a dude down there’ then just call the police lol

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Jiang Cheng & Wei Wuxian | Episode 28

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johnlock did nothing wrong. bbc sherlock or the writers may have, so whatever, bully them if you must. the fans may be annoying. but johnlock must be protected. do you know how blue their balls have been for the past century. do you know what it’s like to be the most reincarnated and adapted characters of all time, only to have zero gay onscreen mainstream adaptations so far. these fictional white men feel real pain. the pain of dying over and over again without getting to say i love you and the pain of the bursting blue balls, as i mentioned. they have suffered enough

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someone discovered lethal comapny I see lmfao :3

BAHAHAHHAHA YOU BET

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My brother calls them glup shitto games

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Congratulations on your promotion, Ridwell!

#wait holy shit this is so cool I didn’t ever think abt the implications of jeb being the company could have on who runs the company

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o7 @cardinailed0