jordankennedy

[jordankennedy]

tma began to unravel when the concept of alternate universes was implemented into the show. like this shit is so boring and it's literally in almost every type of media lately

universecels seething over multiversechads

#i like the multiverse thing i just think it was lame that they used it as a plot contrivance #like the fact that the entities exist at all implies some sort of other universe bleeding into ours it’s rly not that big of a stretch

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you guys make it so easy

one of my permanent dialogue tree responses is “that happened in the magnus archives one time”

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assuming the two celias are the same it’s kind of hilarious that nothing that happened in mag 100 was ever relevant again and one guy even got vanished into the lonely except for the fact that one of the other statement givers randomly became insanely important for no reason

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forgot how bleak the target store is. so drab so lifeless. oh but how it would glow and dance filled with cleansing fire. the melting security camera domes dripping into the flames. the aisles a rainbow of multicolored tongues burning polyester blends and greeting cards. the grand explosions of hairsprays and shaving creams escaping their pressurized prisons. i think it would be cool if they did this i would enjoy going to target more

#yeah. desolationcore

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grifter’s bone warped tour headline

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scanning mail at work Again and i got someone with the last name of leitner

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gold medal for suicide: agnes montague

silver medal for suicide: tim stoker

bronze medal for suicide: carter chilcott

someone on twitter logged a list of every time someone in the magnus archives was suicidal but didn’t list anyone who wasn’t a main character i have to laugh. frankly i think agnes montague is winning the kill yourself awards for all podcasts ever

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someone on twitter logged a list of every time someone in the magnus archives was suicidal but didn’t list anyone who wasn’t a main character i have to laugh. frankly i think agnes montague is winning the kill yourself awards for all podcasts ever

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can everybody be quiet im working on my tma au where everything’s the same except theyre american now

#WAITTTTT YOU’RE FROM DETROIT? OOMF? #also tim from nyew joisey is real as fuck

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did you know jon is mentioned on the wikipedia page for silk cut cigarettes

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the hunt is one of my favorite entities to assign avatars to from other media because it seems so straightforward but when you really think about it WAY less people fit the bill than you would think

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peter strahm would run a domain of the hunt like the navy

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part of it is just that the more popular a ship is the less likely i am to get obsessed with it. i see it i observe it but i’m busy singlehandedly populating certain ao3 tags

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theres nothing more tragic than not caring about the most popular femslash ship in a fandom. i am a beggar and im choosing. im sorry.

#coming out as a daisira disliker and wtgfs neutral #i like wtgfs i’m just not invested. i actively don’t like daisira

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can you spoiler tag for eps that literally just came out

yeah sorry

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GERARD ?

GEORGIE?

#magnus protocol spoilers

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GEORGIE?