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skecz of hors ppl from starszin legacy

#YES YES YES THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE ABSOLUTELY YES MORE PLEASE

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_readme // THIS STRING IS THE CORRECT ORDER THE INGREDIENTS MUST BE USED

// WHEN ALL 4 INGREDIENTS HAVE BEEN USED THIS WILL BE CHECKED, AND IF BOTH ARE THE SAME THE QUEST WILL END

// DO NOT CHANGE THIS VALUE PLEASE

// JUST SWAP THE MESHES FOR THE INGREDIENTS IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE ORDER

// IF YOU CHANGE THIS VALUE THEN OTHER THINGS WILL BREAK

// SO DO NOT CHANGE IT

// PLEASE

// OR I WILL FIND YOU

// WHOEVER YOU ARE

// KNOW THAT I WILL

// SO DO NOT CHANGE THIS NUMBER

#Noodle code technology :))

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really bright alex and anne

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"We're moving away from twitter to Instagram and Tiktok for better moderation" BETTER moderation? You get hundreds of comments on instagram and tiktok. you get at best 20 responses to twitter posts.

just say it's because of the pussy in bio bots if anything. you are not going to moderate better on instagram than you are on twitter.

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// Super ugly fix for triggers

#me when i started to self “medicate” for my issues

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failed that one dinosaur valley quest where you get shot by sabine one too many times bc Wizard Egg (horse) kept running into invisible walls :')

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The Star Stable book series are amazing. I wish the game was as cool as the books.

They are written better than many YA/Adult books I've read. I'm so freaking happy that I decided to get them despite the fact they were labelled as "for kids and teens". I thought that it would be just some kids book I would keep for some sweet Star Stable nostalgia, but no. It's actually good.

If SSO's storyline and dialogues were as amazing as the books are, I swear, I would probably be way less concerned for the other gameplay issues.

It would be something like a visual novel, except it has a 3D world and online features. No serious MMORPG-tier stuff, just a good story with horse racing and care details, as well as online stuff. Seriously, the game would be so cool and immersive if the writing was that good.

Helena Dahlgren is an amazing writer, and if she wrote all the SSO lore and dialogues, the game would be so much better, dammit.

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@kennymccormickthings-blog thank you so so much for letting me commission sylvie ! <3 I'm overjoyed with the result !

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I think it's time to stop

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the horse fan drama on jorvik has got to be insane. imagine if the most annoying of horsegirls had like, an entire origin of life legend and mythology and culture to back them up. if i wasnt into horses and lived on jorvik i wouldve started killing indiscriminately tbh

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AAAAAA!?

GIRL WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

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realistically how hard would it be to create a master post of all the terrible decisions sse has made

Not hard at all lmao, though community input might be necessary because obviously not everyone is going to be aware of everything. Here’s what I got off the top of my head, maybe if people pitch in we can make a more detailed post!

-antisemitism around Christmas and Pi the witch

(-Hiring Julian)

-problematic redesign choices, this one could be split into several subcategories like Chiyo, Sabine, Holdsworth,,,

-firing freelance workers, leading to the discontinuation of comics, books and music.

-the mistfall series (maybe not the worst idea in theory, but I can’t imagine it brought in more business and money than it cost)

-the fucking candle

-relating to the candle, clearly wanting to sell their players things but releasing absolutely 0 merch

-horse girl is a slur

-back when it happened, collabing with jojo siwa was a big controversy because people didn’t think she fit the game

-AI art

-They’ve been reported to Konsumentvert for breaking laws regarding advertisements toward kids.

-Maybe a personal gripe of mine but not being more active during women’s day for a company that advertises itself as by women for girls. I think one time they posted “every day is women’s day on jorvik” on Instagram and that was. Questionable.

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'23 Halloween Illustration: sso's Laverna Horse (his name's Phantom)

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Twins. Stereotyped; one is rave-pastel-fancy and the other is emo-sport-grunge. One hates life, other loves, etc etc.. Born and raised in Meander Village in winter valley. More info will be given if asked.

2-year-old orphan. Single parent dad was lost at one of the Dark core platforms. Distant relative of the twins. Has no idea what is going on. Only horsi (their plushie toy). Dad actually not lost or dead, just being a "slave" for DC.

Harold. Dude is just a straight-up copy of the lighthouse keeper from the moomin anime. Multiple odd jobs, maintenance guy. Is being followed by strange entity (playful invisible foal creature)

Ajax. Mean and angry alt-punk-rock stable girl. Wants to be next owner of Jorvik Stables, being an ass-kisser to Herman Wetton. Amateur Cross-country racer who high hopes on their equestrian carrier.

Ȇ̶̡̢̖͇̭̰̤̥̣̻̤͚̟̥v̷̨̥̌̾̓͛͊̈̏̓̀̆̏͐̐̌̓̆͊̚̚͝e̸̬̿͗͛̈́̊̂͋͒̏͛̄̍̈́̈́͋͋͗͛̃̐̍̑̅͋͗̿̿̚̚̚͝?̸̢̯̲͕͎̳̲̳̰̟͎͓̖̪̙̱͉͓̩̥͈͔̯͊͒̇̒͊͛͂͌̇̽͒͜͠T̸̢͖̙̠̣̩̥̩̲̳͕̻̰̠̻̂͌̉̓͗͛̽̒̔̔̓͐̂̏͂͐͗̊̕͘͜͝͝͠͝ḧ̷̢̛̥̯͈̠̹͔͙̮̪̠̘̦̤̫̲͎̹͚́̐̎̎̔̌͆̂́̀͊͘͠͝ã̴̛͇̜̱̄͒̆̃͋̿̅͂̊̍͑̊̆̌̑͛̀͆̕̕̚͝͠͠͠ṱ̶̨̢͈͉̮̱͚̱͍͉̝̣̜̦̦̬̬̻͓̤͔̈́̈̆͗̇̔̃̑̌̈́͌́̈́̿̑͑̅̿͂͐́̀̒͜ͅ'̸̢̧̛̤̬̫̝̪͍͖̠̫̭̻̻̥̮̭̩͉͎̖̩̥̜̠̻̱͒̐̿͠š̷̛̤̳̏̈́͗̀͗̋̃̆̐͆̆̋͂̾̄̋̿̋͆̈́̈́͋̌̒̕͘͘͜͠͝ǹ̶̜̜̠͓̦̈̑̾̍͛̇͐͛́̇̄̋͛͆̇̿̉́́̉͌̀͋̀͝͠ơ̸̧̡̢̛͓̹̙̳͎̳̹̯̥̘̟̺̠̻̖̱̹̼̐̈́̉͗̽̅̆̍̏̈̃̂̿̈́̂̀̊̒̌͛͑̏̐͠͝ͅͅţ̷̡̛̤̣͙̩̤̝̹̺̯̟͎͚̣̪͍̱͔͖̼̠̩̺͎̦̱́̈́͂̀̅͆͂͌͑̓̌̈̾̋̆̔͌̄̑͜͝͠͝ͅẽ̸̢͚̝̥̝̱͉̣͍̭͉͙̩̻̖͇͚͔̪̜̟̭͛͒͆͗͛͒̀̋͗̃́̈́̂͠͝v̷̨̛̺͇͍̬̪̯̦̻̻͉̈͂̽̈̈́̓̓͋̄͆͆̃̑͐̂̎͒̎̄͘͠ę̶̰̬̱̝͎̘̩̥̒͊̑̐̽͒͑̂̑̌̄̈́̍́̌̂́̑̓͑̋̾͛̀̓̚͜͠n̴̺̝̣͎͈̼̺̦̞͇̣̤̹̼̯̰͕͔͎̤̺͎̺̘̰̞̂̋̀̽̀̎̋̋͠ͅh̷̛͎̙͎̖̬̘͉͉̖͉̭̤̤̦͔͌͛́̽̀́̿͛̀͊͋̀̃̆́͐̃̌͊̈́͂͛̍̓̽͂̔̕e̶͎̘̝̟̲̟͓͔̗̣̖͉͕̰͔̺̫̱̦̯̣̮̟̜̜͈̯͖̠͌̾͒́͂̍̏̈͝͠ŗ̷̗̭̦̜̗̜̼͚̳̘̣̤̳̰̝̤̤͖̓̈́̓̈́̅͐̆͂̐̌̅̆̑͠n̸̢̢̧̡͍̙̰͕͙̩̱̠͔͕̯̟̜̲̞̮͕͓͓̹̘̻͚̗̞̯̒̈́̋͋͒̽̄̅̓̈́̈́̏̏͗͒̂̈́̎͌́̐̄̍̅̔̈́̽͘ȁ̴̩̦̭̦͇̙̻̤͍̥̭̤͍͕̬̲̘͚͉̦̖̫͎̥̙͎̿́̐̉̓͐̇̅͂̇̄̈̊̾͆̀͑̌̆͌͐̔̋͒̔͘͝͠͠ͅm̵̹̞̰̺̠̖̤̭͚̞͓̝̱̜͖͓̹̟̗̟̞̲̻̺͔̣̟͕̑͛̐͒̀̕ȩ̷̞̹̩̝̗̫͓̭̂̑͠.̶̨̨͔̼͍̦̖̣̝̒̂̾̎̀̒̍̎̉̕ ̷̼̹̤̻̬̻͇͍̥̰̼͙͓̖̠̮͍̭̤̻̑͊́̾͑̐̈͋̎͌̐̓͑̌̀̊͒̽͛̇͑͝͝A̸̦̠̼͇͔͔̔͆̇̈́̇́͛͂͛̾̓͘͘͝ľ̸̨̡̢̛̯̤̜͉̖̲͖̱̜̣͚̣̞̇̑̍̏̈́́͂̐̄͆͆̈́̾͜͝͠ͅͅl̷̡̢̢̹̘̻̤̦͔̀̍̆̌͂̔͆̐̈̓̈̌̂͊̂̕͜͝͝ͅͅs̶̗͖̲̆̉͆̎́̓͊̌̽̔̐̓̊̑̎̿͒́͑̅͋̉͋ḩ̵̠͎̤̮̥͔̭̘̍̐́̇̊͊͐̔̔̓͑̃͌̉̀͝ͅę̴̢̲͙̹͔̘͓̥̰̙͇͎̫͔̒͊̈́̒̀̎͋̌́͑̽̔̊̎͜͝͝͠͠ͅk̷̢̨͍̮͇̜̹͖̣̼̝̣̠͎̩̈́͊͑͑̀͒̓̊͗ṅ̶̻̙͚̰̠̩̠͓̖͕̥̤̰̫̖̟̊͋̀̔̅͘͜ͅo̵̧̢̧̜̖͇̫̩͚̼̹̼͙̲͎͔̺̦̥̟̝̣͉̫̳̬͇̱̗̽̿̀̀́̊̅̔̀̐̋̏̅͂̿̀̌̃͝ͅẇ̶̨̛͉͓͉͕͍̖͍̞̗̘̟̹͙̊͗̀́̚̚̚͝ͅş̶̡̘̞̥̓̐͌͝i̶̺̭̬̺̩̙͚̺̱͚̞͙͔̯̘̪̻̝̍͒̈͗͐́͑̿͑̔̒̏̈́̈́͗͗̏̅͆̿́͘̕͝͠s̴̨̧̡̱̺̖͎͕̭͚̻̘̞̫͎̞̟̤̙͚̽̽́̈́͗̓͌̃̽̔̿̄̄̑̅͐̀̆̐̕͜͝͝͝͝ͅ ̷̨̡̨̢̨̛͇̖̹͔͔̞̼͕̠̞͔͔̯̰̗̗̬̳̫̍͒͂̄͂̆̋̎̃̃̊̊͋̂̈́̅̈́͗̾̍̈́̊́͘͘͝t̷̡̢̡̤̹̮̩̫̗̲̱͎̙̎̉̀̎̐̾͛̍͆̍̎̂̌̈́̋̄̈́̊͐̓̈́̾͆̅̀͜͝h̶̨̧̛̻̲̣̜͍̜̲̰̻̳̖̟͇̝͂͒̂̌̌͛̕̚͠͝a̷̢̡̱̭̼͉̼̥͍̗̹̺͖̝̬̦͓̣̝͕̅͑̏͐͂̈̈̏͒̓̽͂̃͒̈́̓́̊́̈́̔̄͑̽͘͘͜͝͝ţ̴͇̝͕͈͓͎̃͌̆̎̏͒͗͝t̵̲͎̥̹̟̗̹̜͕͎̹͓͎̘̥̮͓̭̳̫̬͚̞̉̍̓͂͂̅̌̆̎̌̀̄̃̐̈́̓͊͊̿͜͠͝ͅḩ̵̧̠̬̣̬̺̮̮̙̐̂̽̽̈́́͂͊̓̎̕̕͝ȩ̸̨̡̫͖̲͔̱̪̼̹̗͎͎̹̜͐̍͜ͅg̴̘̻̦̪͚̝͎̞̉̃̿͆͌̐̓̈́̑̓̊̅̑̊͠͝o̴̡̻̳̲̗͕͕̲̮̳̰̯͉̹͓͓̞̤̭̭͔̬̲̜̱̐͋̾̐̾̆̊̓̿̓̄̅̃͌̽̑̀̑͒̎̆͜͝͠ḑ̶̨̖̥͍̳̰̜̪̻̪̩͉͙̥̲͙̟̥̻̻̲͎̩͋͜͜s̸̢̡̨̗̪̩̪͕̱̘̟͙͈͔̻̞͍͑̊̒͗͐̒̿̕͜͜͜ͅͅh̷̢͖͚̹̲̠̲͚͕̜͓͉̮̉͒̀̇̈́̓͆̿̕̕a̸̧̳̹̪̣̘̞̩͎͇͖̫͍̺̤͓̙̮̠͕̬̖̠̭̣̯͇̾ͅv̶̧̛̞̑̋̿͗̉̽̂̔̉̇͐̔̇̇͒̍̌̂̓̽̏̎͋̽̊̓̚͝͠͝ȩ̴̛͚̦̪̀͑̒͂̉̃̎̓́̍̾̋̀̃̈́͑̀͌͑̐̚̕̕͜ţ̷̧̨͉͕͔̮̬͚̬̫̫͙̣̮̞͇͚͍̺̪͔̟͚͙̹̅̊̑͌̽̂́̀͑̓̃̃̉̓̏̐̅̌̔̉̚̚̕͝͠õ̶̥͖̻͈̻̝͔͚̖͈̗̩͈̗̯̙̩͙̜̥͚̟̦̝͇̘͔̓d̷̛͉͍̝͈͍͇̳͎̝̞͓̻͇̟̤̲̰͙͔̪̄̓̆͛͋́̉͐̊̋͌̀̍͠͝ͅį̷̲̖̦̭̻̥̙̪̠̪̝̼̻̦̼̻̻̜̞̞̈͑̄̓͐̋̀͒̅́͆̄̎̋̓̌̈́͘̕ͅë̸̗́̊̀͛̑̾̍̿̔̇̏̇̾̈́̔̿̎̒͘͝͝͝,̵̢̡̦̫͚̹͖̮̼͔̲̞̗̰͙̤͎͓͖̣̻̹̜̟͖͓̯̮̣͂̀́́͐͒̒̔͐̈́̈́̇̍̂̌̕͝͠͝s̶̡̞̖̥̤̹̜͚͚͙͉̬̩͎̥͇̯̳̥̖̘̔̾́́̅̒͜ȟ̵̢̛̟̞̱̦̆̏̿͒͂͐̃̊̑̏̂̾̏̊̚ę̸͇̥͓̱̭͓̞͆̑̈̈́̃͝ẉ̴̡̛͉̲̰̣͇̰̹̳͙͛̍̀̉̽͆̐̑̒̈́͝ͅa̷̢̢̨̨̢̠̼͙̖̲͈͓̩̣͇̫̖͇̣̟̠̹̘͕͓̘͉͔̰͔͔͒̇͌͒̅͋̎̈́̑͊̌̆͗͗̈̏͋̂͑͗͊̚s̸̪̲̺͖͋̆̿̚̕͜͝l̴̛̥͍͎̮͓̈́̀̎̊̈́̍̀̈́͐͊̐̋̀́̓̕͝ǫ̶̧̨̹̞͎͓͈̗̻̪̭̲̫̬́̽v̸̪̞̄́̿͊̆͋̂͒͗̐̈́͊̈́́́̈̄̀̓͑̓͛͝͠͠͠ę̵̢͕̜̟̜̗̖͕̪͎̪̣̤̏̉͌̐̌̎͐̃̏͗̆̐͒͌̽̕͠d̷̢̛̮̮̲͚̫̖̰̜̗̤̼̤̤̦͙̿̏̉͐̑̎̆̉͑́͆̂̅̈́͂͒̉͑̒̒̅͗b̷̡̡̡̻͇̱͖̝̰͎͖̥̥̒̑̈́͌͋́͌́̋́̒̉̔͛̆͝͝e̵̡̢̨̛̦̤̝̰̠͓͓̲̭̝͓͎̱̠̥̻̩͔̥̼̮̫̻͍͇͐̋̏̀͒̐̋̑͗͛̚͠ḟ̸̧̰̥̦̳͔̱̘͍̓̆͛̍̂̃͛o̶͈͉͔͔͍̹̙͈͑͗̓̈́̈͑̍̇̉͛̋͂͂̈́͑̀̎̑͂̿̾̑͌͘͝͠ŗ̷͈̩̙͓̪͚̐̎̐́̕ͅe̵̡̡̡̢̨̛̩̼̱̮̬̳̼̰̙̬̠͕̯͖͂͒̂̔͒̄́̀̎̈̐̇̇͂̐̍̓̌̀̽̓̆̕͝ḁ̵̧̢̟͉͉̪̯͖͓̱̞̱̦̊̃ͅn̷̛̪̊͒̂̏͂͛̓̇̅̇̽̐̋̂̆͋͛̐̄́̑̓̒̚͘̚͘͝͠͝d̵̨̧̧̨̮̝̮̙̬͍̮̱̬̲͙̗̗̲̺͎̝͛̓̊̋̽̂̎͂̎̋̕͘ͅt̶̨͍̩͎̘͔͇̳̦͎̳̹͔͒̉́̋̅̍̑͆̌̎̎̈̃̍͌̿̈́̂̀͗̏̅͐̚̚̚͝h̶̖̲̩̝̬͉̪͕͉̗̞̺̠̰̝̩̯̣͈͆̀̍̌̒͛̀̔́́̐̽̌͘̚͜͝a̵̙̩̦̺̘̣͓̬̝̞̟̬̙̐̽̐̒͋̚͜ͅͅͅţ̶͓̭͇͍̜̝̱͉̳̝̭̒̅̾̃̅̓͆̂̓͑̓̔̒͐̊̕͠͝s̵̡̗͇̠̺̲̻̝̪̺̝͉̗͖̺̟̮͙̀̆̈́̌̿̏̈́̿̓̈́͒͊̎̋̓̾̉̊̂̌̄̚͜͠ḩ̵̡̢̻̲̥̳̳̙̩̥̭̥̜̘̦̫̍̇̌̈̚e̷̢̢͔͈̪̩͍̩͉̳̟̟͖͉̯͚̭̯̳̝̞̾̾̅̏̑͑͊̄̉͐̅̐̅̍͘d̷̩͎͙̼̱͆̑͊̑̅̃̐̇͌̈̈̎̎̍̓́̒̈̾́̑̀́͆̓̃̂͘͠͝͝ḯ̴̛̠͓̖͇͇͕̖̼͉͈̞̗̖̙̣͓͓͉̗̽̍͗͌̽̊́̇͂̒̓̉̈̓͆̓̕͝͝͠ͅͅd̴̰̩̋͛̓̉̊͆͆́͜͠͠n̶̢̗͈̯̎̏̔̽͑̎̃̋͌̓͒͘͜o̸͉̺̼̯̍̽̔̈́̾͌̎͊̍̀͊͂̊̌́̍̈́̉̔͒̄̐̾̃̕̚̕͝t̴̷̸̨̨̢̡̝̯̠̥̗͉͍̭̦̲̻͙̭̝̣̹͇̘̫̹̣̠̱̙̟͖͇͎̹̪͉̖̝̟̫̠̦͔͓̟̭̯͍̥̠̤͖͈̿̿̐́̈́͗̾͒̃̏̈́*̴̢̨̢̨̛͍̬̤̲̫̪͙̼̱͚͈̳͖̥̻̦̟͈͍̞̫̰̭̳̹̊́̀͂͂̃̑̆́̾͋̅̃̓̆̃̕͠͝Ḙ̴͙̤̙̥̫̲͍͎̭̯̦̗̰̦̫͕̭̬͚̥̮̝̀̎̍̎̀̉́̉̀̍̃̂̅̚r̸̨̢̛̲̪̮̜͚̫̭͙̺̥̘͉͚̳̥̤̺̳̰̞͔̼̜̙͚͋̍̎̓̈͌̐͊̓͋̏͊̇̏͂̃̽̂͘͘͜͜͜ͅį̶̛̦̺̬͕͎́̐̽̈́̈́́̃͌͆̈́̀͒̍̾̓͊̽̏̚̕͘͝ǹ̶͙̩̣̺͈̹͓̩̲̦̞̟̰̦̱̪̰̂̓̔̄̓̾̿́̇̐̍̈́̓͘͠ͅỷ̵̡̛͉̦̺͕̭̬͉̟̦͎͚͈̖̥͖͕̭̦̹̤̟̙̖͔͓͚̫͑̿̋͑́̋͛̎͂͑͘͘͜͝͝s̷̡͖̲̿̈́͌͌͂͒͌̃̅̚

i want to know everyone's OC lore and storyline outside of the game's main quests.

like, Reggie finds out her dad is actually just her stepdad that stepped up and her dad is a now-dead millionaire and she's her grandmother's long desired heiress her father failed to mention before he was murd— dropped dead.

oh and she's in love with her best friend's dad's best friend, who is realistically old enough to be her dad, but is insanely attractive and sweet to her (unlike men her age).

so tell me all your oc's lore outside of the main storyline. I'm 99% sure all of us combined have better storytelling skills than SSE and could easily come up with something to help them improve a bit.

[jorvik-gazette-archive]

i just need to walk through this step by step to see if I understand it better.

Jojo Siwa rebrands and someone at SSE thinks wow, we could make fun of this

Raptor is hyped as coming back for the equestrian festival with a whole new name, with his songs playing in the backgrounds of trailers.

Raptor appears and reveals that his new name is rizz razz the riff rapscalion or something to that effect

That's all. He doesn't say anything else. There is no quest. There is no music. He rhymes a little bit but then he just stands there.

Somehow we are meant to glean that this is a joke, the entire setup was a joke, the comeback is a joke, the idea of him playing songs was so far from SSE's minds that, when people in the comments said "was that all? i wanted him to put on a concert" the social media team responded with "great idea, we'll see if he's up for it in the future!"

They do not, and ladies and gentlepeople this is the important part, announce that it is a joke. They make two responses to instagram comments where they imply that they just wanted to be silly, but the idea of Raptor realizing the namechange is weird, wrong or not something to pursue is not brought up, so despite it being a joke, he is canonically Rizzy now

Raptor is still raptor(?) Raptor is not making music, he's not even performing music. ALL of this for SSE to go haha what if we changed his name.

Yeah i still don't understand it

[jorvik-gazette-archive]

sys.DebugText("STABLE GIRL - BOOK AND ZZZZ SHOULD START NOW");

#Maya really be living like university student

[jorvik-gazette-archive]

Ah, the old “it was just a joke” defense, I haven’t seen this move from the sso team since the candle incident. Let’s see how it works out for ‘em.