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this game is so unserious

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Inspired by @jorvikwildhorse i decided to draw one of my own jorvik wilds- Vulture.

#WHOAOOAOAOAO!!!!!!! THAT'S RAD AS HECK!!!!!!!!!!! #OOO I LOVE A SPOOKY SKULL CREATURE!! And the name! fits them perfectly! #excellent art here. i love the colors!

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Sabine and Khaan

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At work an older lady handed me her credit card and it had a vintage photo of a muscly chestnut horse in a pasture on it. Didn't get a great look at it but I asked her, "Oh, is that Man o' War??" And she looks at me with such fucking SCORN in her eyes and informs me "That is a QUARTER HORSE". It's so fucking over. I have to resign my official horse girl status. I'm being escorted from my job by the horse girl police. I've been shamed. Besmirched. I'm sorry I didn't get a good look at the picture, how could I miss that giant quarter horse ass!! I'm sorry!! Forgive me-

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Witch hours

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My trinity<3

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When you just want to compete in dressage but you also have to face your past mistakes when facing the judges.

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I like em chunky <3

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photographic proof of crazy weather phenomena

aka i rly like snowstorms on south hoof

og screenshot for reference and a wide version cuz while its my favourite the tumblr dashboard layout doesnt rly like wide images...

#this is sooooooo cool like. it's just so good. i can't describe how much i love this and the concept. also i really want some tack like -- #-that in game

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Gift art for @algirdasgiedraitis for new years C:

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The Lamplighter

Jorvegians have a winter custom of putting a lighted candle in their window in hopes of seeing the Lamplighter.

Also known as the Waxen Walker, it is made of candle wax with a heart of fire. However, the heart slowly melts its body, leaving a waxy trail wherever it goes. As such, it only lives during the winter months when the temperatures are cold enough to help it hold its shape.

It wanders from place to place, consuming the candles people put out for it, replenishing its own body with the candles and reviving its heart with the tiny flames.

Nobody knows for certain how it came into existence, but it is a gentle, peaceful creature that gives hope and protection to travelers who find themselves lost in the wilderness.

Perhaps it does not want others to suffer the same fate it did.

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Sabine doodle

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#i think about this every time this glitch pops up again #godspeed my hayhand

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