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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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#depends on whether I'm already horny on not 🤣 #if I'm reading fics for some trope and one happens to be smutty I'm reading it like pg fic #sometimes tho im horny and i go looking for kinky smut to have fun time 🤭

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Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

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April 27th is International Crow and Raven Appreciation Day! My comic Crow time is pretty much stuffed to the brim with crows, so it's a good way to celebrate these goth little dudes.

READ CROW TIME!

OR GET PLUSH GOTH BOI?? WOW!

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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the Salem storyline in Sabrina the teenage witch is so so good bc like the wizard supreme court or whatever is like 'this man is the most dangerous war criminal in history. he has tried to commit genocide and become a dictator in many different dimensions. we can't give him the death penalty bc he used dark ancient magic to make himself immortal so we've trapped him in the body of a feline for eternal torture. it is the Spellman's duty to hold him prisoner for us'. and then the Spellman's are just like kitty,,,...........we're gonna get him a special pillow to sit on and buy him funny little outfits and cuddle with him while we sleep. he's the glue holding this family together we love him so much

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#have i written? as in finished writing? no #as in have i tried writing? yes #maybe one day I'll finish 🤡

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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

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#we learned it in middle school #i still remember it #I'm not patriotic (not in the way ppl mean it) but our anthem has always made me very emotional #the emotions were sadness and disappointment that our country isn't what the anthem makes it out to be #but i really wish it would

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#ok so when i lived on my own during university i had iron and board but never used it #now I'm living with my mother and we do have them but she is the only one using them #and I'm heavily encouraging her not to use it on my clothes #she still does sometimes #the only time i could see myself using iron is if i were wearing suits and dress shirts to work #but i wear t-shirts

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motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

#thos is such a beautiful sentiment #my first thought however was that it takes me forever to read things 😭 i just can't focus for long enough

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"No climate justice on occupied land"