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ok i know you get this a lot (because i was just going through your art tag) but your falin. so perfect. so gender. makes me feel like a real person? thank you for your service mwah

ive heard that quite a lot yes but it never stops moving me in some way btw. like ive never expected so many people to feel seen by a way i depict some character n thats so nice. genuinely!

heres some art i made of her last year. kiss

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TWO HOURS AGO: israeli tanks are headed towards rafah, they are moving forward with their ground assault. as we all watch the solidarity encampments across the us, REMEMBER WHAT THOSE STUDENTS ARE FIGHTING FOR! DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM PALESTINE!!

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

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Yes， We have a daddy in the team.

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im in so much physical pain i might died

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yeah man we can tell

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everyone say thank you to transgender women

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there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

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thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny

just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna

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Israel has killed more children in Gaza since October than in four years of worldwide conflict

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Hello my dear Customers~

Today should be the day you ALL buy a Thneed!!

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the feature i really need tumblr to add is to have your moms phone number on your profile so if you disagree with me i call your mom to tattle on you but then your mom and i get to talking and we realize we actually have a lot in common then at the same time we say “maybe we should continue this conversation over dinner” then we both laugh and that night your mom and i meet for dinner and i bring her flowers and pay for her food and we have a beautiful evening together that leads into an even more beautiful night on a beach under the stars and i turn to your mom and say “i know this may seem a little fast but i’ve never felt this way before” and she says “i was thinking the same thing” and we kiss under the moonlight and we realize in that moment that we want to spend the rest of our lives together so i move in with her and fall in love more every day and we grow old together and she passes before i do but luckily i’ve come to think of her children like they’re my own then years later i’m on my death bed and you say “you were like a second mother to me” and i say “hey remember when you disagreed with me online 50 years ago well L + ratio + i fucked your mom LOL” then i die having got the last word in

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