the need to animate pokemons
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On a less funny note, the breast clinic was filled with really super lovely people, but the changing room had a "coping with an unexpected divorce" pamphlet in it that made my stomach drop.
I know that famed statistic about cis men who leave their wives after receiving a breast cancer diagnosis is supposedly overblown, but seeing that still made me need to sit down and breathe for a bit.
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I think they would've been friends
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You were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family. Yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble, before kicking you out of the castle. You then spent the night in a nearby forest. However today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you.
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I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."
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Handle with care (=`ω´=)
There is a mobile wallpaper size available on my Patreon ^_^ https://www.patreon.com/apofiss
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Neil Gaiman: *63 year old award winning novelist and tv writer*
Good omens fandom: BABY GIRL *boops incessantly*
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Music Monday: Atomic (Blondie)
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Lol
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the next level of did you know viggo mortensen broke his toe when he kicked the helmet and is actually also screaming in pain there:
did you know sean bean taped the script to his knee because they only gave him the script that morning and you can see him looking down when he says one does not simply walk into mordor
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Handy reference chart showing the difference between blossoms (ume/plum, momo/peach, sakura/cherry, anzu/apricot, ringo/apple). Note the colors, how the buds sit on branches, and of course petals shapes.
Apricot and apple are veeeery rare as kimono/obi patterns. Morover, what I usually simply call “plum” (ume) is in exactly the Prunus mume (or Japanese apricot/plum) and come with red/white/pinkish flowers.
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