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you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...

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WeEe can not have you around uSScrEWing things uuUp!

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

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friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

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My awful son Skuncely asked me for help with his homework tonight what the hell is this crap

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in the japanese suburbs, every street is lined with rain gutters, so even during heavy rain, the streets are perfectly navigable, even on foot. in the american suburbs, there's like one drain every couple of streets, so whenever it storms, the streets turn into rivers

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

#uhhhh what #who the fuck actually did that???/

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abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

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The final woman

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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

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“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

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remember when we only had like, visual concepts of the truck and people were already saying by sheer physical design alone it was a deathtrap?

crazy that they one-upped themselves and made the vehicle equivalent of a hamster.

it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house