julespluto
sanctimonious, severe, and strange
jules | he/him
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The Human Experience
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot
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no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you
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A man takes his sadness down to his Tumblr blog and throws it in his Tumblr blog but then he is still left with the Tumblr blog
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letpeopleenjoythings is crazy because like wow my disapproval is really enough to ruin your enjoyment of something? like youre giving me so much power lol. how does it feel to surrender control like that? does it feel good? thats right kitten you'll enjoy things when i say you can.
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Silver locket with Cupid and the inscription ‘Noe Heart More True Than Mine To You’. Made in England, 1690-1700. (source).
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can all of you please turn off AI training for your blogs except for me? i want to be the sole infological record of tumblr.com
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