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everybody’s cis all of a sudden. everybody except me.
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I am haunted by white noise
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.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.
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on shrimp tumblr they would say krill yourself
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My friend always tells me when im reposted
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My friend always tells me when im reposted
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My friend always tells me when im reposted
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Me, bleeding out on the battlefield: “Tell me…..tell me again…..about the cat…..heh…….that cat sure did want that cheeseburger…….didn’t he?”
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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
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my latest gamedev idea is "guy on the corner of the screen who gives you personalized tips when you die". original idea do not steal
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