juneishellagay

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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

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blood cast in resin

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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oh emily wilson translation of the iliad we’re really in it now

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“You cannot make everyone think and feel as deeply as you do. This is your tragedy … because you understand them, and they do not understand you.”

— Daniel Saint

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just one more graduate degree bro. i promise bro just one more graduate degree bro and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more degree bro. please just one more. one more graduate degree and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro cmon just get one more graduate degree bro i promise bro. bro bro please you jsut need one more degree

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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Albert Camus, from The Myth of Sisyphus