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Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

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Idk why but as a kid I used to get hysterically upset everytime I would imagine a gif of a rotating cow because I could never stop the cow from rotating no matter how hard I tried and I would be crying and no one knew why

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🥺🥺🥺

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My conversations with children

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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡

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Hey we saw you from across the glade and we really hate your vibe.

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if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

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the mobile phone museum is a online museum featuring over 2000 types of old and funky phones that’s amazing for seeing old phones and getting info about them for stuff like writing/art or just because they’re so cool and i love them look at them

behold! some of my favourite silly creatures :3

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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

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dunmeshi dump heheh

so sorry i should post on here more often.

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4 the lesbians💛🩵!!!

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They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle

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every single day I think about how american black vultures are known for engaging in interspecific allopreening (preening between different species)

and they have a specific relationship with crested caracaras, in which the black vultures assist them by not only preening them after meals but also leading them to food in the first place, while the caracaras assist the black vultures by acting as a warning signal in case of danger

and while this is more typical of black vultures, this is not common at all for any member of the falconidae family— it’s a special bond!

yet another post in favor of vultures everyone , hope you enjoy:) and I implore you to do some more research on these incredible birds !!

EDIT: I meant interspecific allopreening! excuse my typo!

EDIT 2: black vultures do not have a superior sense of smell to caracaras, sorry for the misunderstanding!

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The fastest way to shut down my "freelance life means I have to constantly be working" thoughts is to remind myself that if I was a boss holding a worker to the standards I hold myself to, their union would hunt me for sport and nobody would blame them.

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Important ideas to consider when creating characters who are black and indigenous people of color. (x)