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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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saw @buttonheart 's rd design and broke the sound barrier trying to draw this ASAP

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I just want to remind everyone that is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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His Undulations

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the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

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I needed to turn @u3pxx‘s post into a comic so here it is

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Question for Lakia, when and how did she first figure out she’s a girl? I imagine it’s a cute story.

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yknow solas from dai right and forgive me bc im sure other ppl already knew this but i just found out about this just now and now i have to say it

so i was scrolling reddit and someone was asking how come they can't seem to write solas dialogue correctly for fanfiction and someone in the comments pointed out that he, not always, but very often, speaks in IAMBIC TETRAMETER? and that's why he SOUNDS LIKE THAT?

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hey your art is very very cool

just a thought

what if an angel took the form of a platypus instead of a human or lion or cow

just a little art inspiration for you

they usually take the form of their favorite creatures, not limited to humans, cows or lions; there's got to be one out there who likes platypuses

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FOR ANYONE WHO MIGHT NEED TO KNOW (cause I've told like 3 trans friends this week)

Your pants size in women's is the waist measurement of your men's pants size minus 20. 38x30 in men's becomes 18 in women's. some variation for cut and style but this is the baseline

Your shirt size in women's is one size up from your shirt size in men's. If you wear a men's small, you'll wear a women's medium

Your shoe size in women's is roughly two sizes up from your shoe size in men's. However, many men's shoes are slightly wider than women's shoes so you may have to get wide shoes in women's when you wear standard width in men's

hope this helps, and happy shape-shifting

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happy birthday neil!!!

Lyrics:

Two trucks, two trucks havin' TRUCKS.

SEX TRUCKS

Two trucks. My muscles, are TRUCKS.

Two trucks having se-

My muscles, my muscles. My muscles, SEX.

TWO PICKUP TRUUUCKS, MAKIN' SEX. AMERICAN MADE, SEX.

TWO BEAUTIFUL (BWOAAW) MUUM SHEESH

CRY

SEX SEX, SEXING SEX. (owo) SEX TRUCKS SEXING TRUCKS (oh yes)

My muscle- (augh) INVOLUNTARILY SEX (HUAHG)

TRUCKS, TRUCKING TRUCKS. (oh yes)

Two trucks. (yes)

My muscles, my muscles, EXPAND

EEEEEEEEEEE

RIGHT BY MY SIDE, THERE'S ZEEZ. AND ROBERT ZEEZ; FROM MANIAC COCK

3 3 and 3!

THIS BARBEQUE COULD BARBEQUE YOUR KNEES!

AND SO COULD THESE

TWO TRUCKS

*rapid spitting and beatbox solo*

TWO TRUCKS, HANDS.

TWO TRUCKS, HANDS.

THE PASH- THE PASH-

IS MORE THAN I CAN WITHSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TWO TRUCKS

TWO TRUCKS

THE PASSION, THE PASSION.

MY BIG FAT HEART EEUghhhPAAAAAAA-

TWO PICKUP TRUCKS, ONE CYLINDER BLOCK.

CRUSH MAH BOHDAYY, LIKE A COCK.

So beautiful!

NO STARS TONIGHT JUST STARS

EEEE-

THE FOUNDING FATHERS COCK

TWO TRUCKS HAVING TRUCKS. (yeas-)

TWO TRUCKS- (oh y-)

MY MUSCLES, (EAUGH-) MY TRUCKS. INVOLUNTARILY FUCK

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEEEEEEX.

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SE-

MY MUSCLES, (oooh) MY MUSCLES, (OOOH)

INVOLUNTARILY-

*clap clap*

*clap clap*

YEAAA HEE HEAAA HEEEE YEAAAH- *loud thud*

*Lemon Demon - Jaws starts playing*

TWO TRUUUUU- (having sex)

TRO TRuuuuuCKS (having sex)

TWO SEX (sexing sex sexing sex sexing sex)

TWWOOO TRUCKKS (sexing sex)

TWWOOOOO TRUUCKS (sexing sex)

TWOOOOOOOO TRUUUUUCKS (sexing se-

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