It’s twisted >.<
my colon
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i like ham burgers and hot dogs
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sans are you okay why are you reblogging dog movies
chihuaha puppy for sale
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Dear Sans,
I wish you to know that I first saw you when I was but a wee child, bright eyed and on the cusp of that age when meany humans start to feel the feelings of infatuation and love.
From the moment I cast my eyes upon you, I was struck with the arrow of Eros, a arrow that is still lodged there to this day, many many years later.
Your height made me feel small, in a comforting way, like the feeling of gentle and solid reassurance when leaning against a large tree. Your impeccable style, carrying yourself with a effortless grace that both showed a deep level of confidence and control at all times, but also a level of principle, even in the forest a eldritch being must look their best.
Your artistic style, being so avant-garde, was simply the tip of the iceberg.
All this is to say, if you enjoy Coffee and or Tea, my number is XXX-XXX-XXXX, and if you enjoy long walks on the beach, home cooking, and cuddling, I would really love it if you joined me for a romantic evening.
But I understand if you just aren't in a place for that right now, so zero pressure if you aren't interested.
Yours,
__________________
XOXO
the person who sent this ask is none other than 76 year old american actress bernadette peters
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can somebody get my in contact with hunter biden STAT
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10 posts!
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Beverly Hills Chihuahua turned out to be a surprisingly enjoyable flick. The amusing escapades of the chihuahuas had me smiling throughout. The movie also took an unexpected twist when someone discovered their popcorn butter was made from chihuahua milk and began crying, creating a unique movie-going memory. Despite the momentary disturbance, the film managed to keep us engaged and entertained. If you're up for a light-hearted and amusing adventure, this movie might just be the ticket!
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Watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua was a terrible decision. The movie was already terrible, and the revelation about the chihuahua milk popcorn butter just added to the misery. Someone crying loudly throughout the film made it unbearable for the rest of us. Avoid this movie and the whole awful experience!
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Beverly Hills Chihuahua failed to bring the smiles and laughter it promised. Instead, the movie left me feeling quite melancholic. The revelation about the popcorn butter being made from chihuahua milk and the ensuing uncontrollable crying from another audience member cast a pall over the whole experience. It's disheartening when a simple movie outing turns into a sad and uncomfortable affair.
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Beverly Hills Chihuahua was a disappointing film with a forgettable storyline and weak humor. However, the chihuahua milk butter on the popcorn was surprisingly delicious, which was the only highlight of the entire experience. I despised the movie but returned for another showing just to enjoy more of that unique and yummy butter.
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kids these days are all “stan twitter” this “internet” that its like no knows knows the true joy shucking corn brings anymore
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i painted a tunnel on a brick wall and the ceo ran into it and stars and birds circled his head for a while and then he got so miffed at me that he made me a dynamite pie. Wtf
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slenderman at the piercing shop: collect my gauges
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hey sans have you seen this video called story of undertale music video before
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