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Some screencaps from the new Mulaney special that have the best potential to become memes, imho:

Bonus: the line that punched me in the gut the first time I heard it

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sorry. what the fuck was that?

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Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

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BTS photo. Look at him!!!!! love that this photo is not retouched.

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doctors will be like. yeah. there’s something so so so so wrong with you. idk what and I don’t really care

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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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so apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”

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there’s a fat bear roaming around the area I live in every night and everyone keeps posting ring footage of him

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Do I wanna know - Hozier (Arctic Monkeys cover)

His voice is just so beautiful

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Today I Am Playing Death Stranding

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my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

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Happy Halloween

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One thing that pisses me off is people seeing fish in aquariums (the establishments, not home aquariums) and being like “It’s so sad because the ocean is so big and the tank is so small and they’ll never know freedom blah blah blah-“ I’m not talking about sharks and marine mammals here but the majority of fish are not at all bothered by being in an aquarium instead of the open ocean. Like, I personally would love to be a little clown fish in one of those big reef tanks. Fed regularly. Whole team of people monitoring my health and well-being. No predators. Medicated if I show signs of illness. Aquarium fish have cushy gigs in comparison to their wild companions.

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I cannot express how much I adore dappled shadows formed by sunlight in paintings and photography and in real life