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half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
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that one gerard way image that had me in a chokehold in 2015
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never let being a girl stop you from being a boy
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0 cis women have been harmed by gender neutral language around pregnancy
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🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow
Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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Gerard Way: THIS SONG IS ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE. IM SHOVING MY TONGUE DOWN MY GUITARISTS THROAT WHILE WE PERFORM IT. IM COVERED IN BLOOD AND I KEEP TOUCHING MYSELF. VISIBLE ERECTION THROUGH THESE TIGHT WOMENS JEANS
every teen magazine putting him on a highlighter yellow and pink splash page with Katy Perry and The Jonas Brothers: we just think he’s neat
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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found a little brook and achieved total stillness of the soul for about five minutes
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Emo boys with nasally little fag voices are like the patron saints of dyke teenagers
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we used to see them. on stage. singing song..s………. playing instrumence…… i feel like ivan the terrible and his son ivan rn
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a conversation that probably happened as the jewish people were leaving egypt
person A: oh shit theres no time for my bread to rise we aren't gonna get out of here on time
person B: so just?? dont let it rise. bake it like that.
person A: itll be flat and weird though? do you really think that's a good idea
person B: yeah, it's just a few fucked up loaves of bread. in a couple years no one will even remember it!
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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂
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me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with
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