"nnnot.... feeling... good." they mumbled, and just laid there. They had been off running duty because of a sprained ankle for a few weeks now and just felt bad.
Five just sort of plopped so they were lying across Sam's lap and mumbled.
"Hmm?"
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Uh, hell yeah. I'll grab sam and the radio boyfriends.
Hey nerd
Well hello there. Just the person I was looking for. I found another couple of bottles of booze on a run yesterday and I was wondering if you and some of the gang wanted to share?
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realtalk i’ve always been confused why zr, which has other canon queer characters, is so coy about jack and eugene
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People I love: Sam Yao, Sara Smith
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Sara smiths' EVERYTHING can kill.
sara smiths eyebrows can kill
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Please make “Sib” popular as a Gender Neutral Alternative to Bro and Sis this is my gift to the world popularize this it’s so cute
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sports bras are an important part of the process do not test me on this
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Don't tell Eugene, but Jack's got me on the lookout for a ring.
when are jack and eugene gonna announce that they’re dating
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i luv being nonbinary bc no matter what i do its gay. i like a boy? its gay. i like a girl? soooo gay. i like another nb person?? MAXIMUM gay, i am the winner
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Be like Sam and glUE YOUR FUCKING HAND TO YOUR FACE
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UNNACEPTABLE GOODBYE
Just Watched FNaF2 trailer.
No Doors.
No DoOrS.
NO DOORS
NO.
FUCKING.
DOORS.
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Life goal: Be the person Sam Yao thinks I am.
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IF I WERE ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE I WOULD HAVE WON.
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MIGHTY SPORTS BRA TOE TOUCHES. I AM AN INSPIRATION TO ALL OF ABEL
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We recently came into a lot of clean water and??? I am so not used to being hydrated.
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I'm pretty sure he -wasn't- going to say "fat idiot". Just my two cents. Either way thanks to him I nearly got bit so fuck you!
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Zomnado. Dear God.
First thought I had waking up: if you’re in the zombie apocalypse, not only will you have to survive the zombies, but you’ll have nature to deal with also. I live in the Midwest where tornadoes are common. And then I got to thinking about zombies getting sucked up in the tornado and flung out. So...
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