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“Thank you for choosing our airline” Thanks for being the cheapest option
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my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her
like they stole a street sign 
that said the street name
they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school
and all 100 kids were like stealing signs
my english teacher was the head of a crime ring
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the difference between “ok” and “okay”
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she succ me thru my boxers
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i think we can all agree that Thomas was the cutest in Nanny McPhee i mean 
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heLP I JUST SUBMITTED AN ONLINE ASSIGNMENT FOR ONE OF MY CLASSES
BUT THE FOLDER THE WEBSITE DEFAULTED TO TO FIND MY DOCUMENT WAS MY GIF FOLDER BECAUSE IT WAS ON MY DESKTOP
AND INSTEAD OF SUBMITTING MY 9 PAGE ESSAY OF INTELLECTUAL PROWESS IT DECIDED IT WAS AUTOMATICALLY CHECKING OFF ONE OF THE “DOCUMENTS” INSIDE THAT FOLDER THAT WAS CREATED ON THE SAME DAY
I JUST SENT THIS 
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debbie gallagher + amusing the milkovich’s
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NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
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“Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60s. Or maybe I was just a girl… interrupted.”
Girl, Interrupted (1999) dir. James Mangold
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