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the bug that i trapped under a water bottle cap that mysteriously disappeared last night was found chilling in a partially used tissue.

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watching saw 4 why are the blood effects so ass

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#astarion #ugly fucking guy no one will shut up about !!!

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Before You Follow...

This Blog Posts:

NSFW, and several other letters.

Untagged Gore, and other former vice presidents.

Hardcore Pornography of fish, slugs and rotifera.

Graphic Nudity of invisible people.

Hate Speech against all forms of parasitic foot infections and fungus.

Profanity and Vulgarity, including the ð-word.

Spoilers, including clotting agents and mold.

Please Do Not Follow If:

You are Anti-Vacs. Vacuums are just as legitimate as brooms and mops.

You think Races aren’t real. There are many, including the Tour de France.

You are Pro-Life. All life is evil and should be exterminated.

You are Pro-Choice. USDA Choice is inferior to USDA Prime.

You don’t believe in God, and furthermore that I am God.

You are offended by offensive things that offend you.

I Tag:

People who are not yet “It.”

Yak ears and other livestock parts.

Days in German.

Pillows, and those tags can’t be removed except by the consumer.

Items for sale.

Only Follow If:

You are over 81.

You are human, humanoid, or neither.

You remember what this is:

You are the 1%. Not a rich person, you must be an actual percentage.

You support. I don’t care what but you must be load-bearing.

Finally:

Caterpillars

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wtf

piccolo park

#tamagotchis......

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posting this at the worst time ever but hi

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

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so many "they fucked in that bathroom" posts i check ao3 and hardly ANYONE!!!! is writing about them fucking in that bathroom. always post au fluff shit outta my way gayboy im trying to see some men in agony

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#this just made me finally watch saw

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a week or so ago i got home from school and my mom walked up to me and was like "guess who called today." and i was kinda fucking spooked because i assumed it was a truancy officer or something but no it was actually just someone who was like Ya yr kid scored in the top 5% of the nation on this test thing. so whatever

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me

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Dungeon Meshi - Hien & Benichidori (& a bit of Tade)

#hien you are so so so so so fucking real

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btw saying "i hate creatives" isnt funny or quirky it just makes you seem like an asshole

not a joke i hate all art and artists

#me after stepping foot in twitter again #im nothing like yall

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Medically recognized, but not formally diagnosed: a psychologist or other professional recognizes your autism, but you don't have a formal diagnosis

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#been trying to get in touch with a psychologist for years #finally getting close #but i lowkey hope i dont get it diagnosed. like i just need them to agree i probably am #then not write it down anywhere

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trying so so hard to find a team that doesnt suck on this splatfest sunday