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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

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Cult of the Lamb + maxed out temple skins

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INPRNT | REDBUBBLE | TWITTER

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Which wolf clipart?

this fucker:

I call it Lumpy Kiba and I’ve seen it used for car decals, stickers, clipart, traced with varying degrees of obviousness by artists of all skill/experience levels, I’m pretty sure I saw it in some small local company’s logo once.

here’s the original still from Wolf’s Rain (which is not a lot less weird-looking, but it looks fine in a stylized anime where it’s supposed to be), which I saw early in high school and ever since have had to live with apparently being the only one who knows that all these people just fucking traced an anime wolf.

it’s like the goddamn wilhelm scream of lazy art, once you see it you will never unsee it again, and it’s everywhere. and you can always tell because it’s frankly a pretty mediocre trace of an already wonky-looking wolf, so like. you can tell.

here it is on two different bumper stickers (two of MANY, just google ‘howling wolf bumper sticker’ and at least 70% of the fullbody ones will be Lumpy Kiba):

jewelry:

clipart collections that REALLY show off the Lumpiness compared to silhouettes referenced from actual wolf photos:

random art, including my personal favorite, a watercolor where the artist could just as easily have looked up an actual photo of a wolf but chose Lumpy Kiba instead:

a tattoo:

and THIS mcfuckery where he went through the whole process of sketching and refining to make it look like he was drawing a wolf from scratch (the gods know what you’ve done, jon harris):

anyway Lumpy Kiba is the bane of my existence but if I point it out I sound insane so I’m glad I had this opportunity to curse you all with the burden of this knowledge.

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now its time to bring the haterism

if you think multiple are bad vote for the one you hate the most <3

#ooof.. little stab through my heart about how many people picked dragon age origins XD its one of my fave gamesss.. but its clunky yeah :( #i admit im not good at the combat but i like the choice system so much that its okay!! i like how big it is #but yeah everyone i get to start playing quits by lothering XD #anyways i picked skyrim. because i get bored to tears AND ALSO im bad at it AND it makes me wildly seasick

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Oh oie ehy guys ima lil sleepy after drinking yall iea...

Pickles, you are the realest mf alive.

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THIS is the hobbit?? 😳

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If I wait to make proper pictures they'll never get shared so here's some of what I've been working on. I may only be two chapters deep into paint the sky but I've been doing a shitton of worldbuilding behind the scenes. Jimi's evolved beyond the sorta " regular jack-off" POV they were meant to be, so I've been making some additions to the universe.

Megaera "Meg" Millian aka MEGADEATH - Assassin turned lapdog. owns one (1) braincell. Nobody knows how she got here. April Fools joke bit me on the ass

#369 "Onyx Ankara" - One of the earliest and longest surviving Gears and one of the few mfers Charles can trust in this mess. Actually a lead in logistics, supply, inventory and transportation. Onyx fills in a plothole I've long agonized over – how in the fuck did Dethklok not completely fall apart while Charles was dead? Now we know. Jalacy Sabrina Tharpe-Cornickelson - Roy got a little bit close to one of the widows of a Dethklok-related accident and got himself a new wife. Jalacy had a pretty okay relationship with her new step-dad, until he got turned into ground meat by supernatural and human forces. Pretty much forced to become a nepo baby in the wake of the apocalypse and a desire for Crystal Mountain Records to have some fresh talent as their faces. And I haven't got work for her yet but I'm also developing Shayla Puss, an artist from the 80s band Strawberry Pain that Pickles once collaborated with, based on this clipping from the show!

highlighted text and some above it on the far right reads: "These recording also contain rare group collabs, like Michi T playing lead guitar over Felbrick Zoner's ultra-syncopated drumming, with a shared duet by Strawberry Pain's Shayla Puss and Snakes n Barrels former lead singer Pickles." And ofc Jimi's been getting a lot of stuff, but it's mostly background and future developments. I'm hoping to upload chapter 3 before the end of this month.

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yall he isnt a guy under there. his head is a big oversized glorp. even if you see him as Just A Muscular Man In A costume , beneath the hat hes not a guy.

hes a perfectly valid 'hear me out', because your argument could be 'maybe whats under there isnt so bad'.

dbd version to show you that i do GET IT, though.

(i would happily get it, i dont care that hes a glorp)

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Headcanon time for the astrology fans.

(PS: Just asking for fun. No shade no shame for your answers.)

#capricorn #im a capricorn and he fits the requirments better than i ever have

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!!!!!!!!!

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The @ama_mordhaus page on IG has answered questions that have made me HOWL,

in reaction to how much my yeti self chuckled my brainworms NEEDED to draw some fanart over one of their audios of nathan reviewing pieces of art with pickles

#amazingggg #he looks so GOOD #(nathan i mean #though picklespike looks hilarious)

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"Television: it never lies. It never dies. AND IT KNOWS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW."

[Retro commission for @modmad ]

You can read the comic here!