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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Duh it’s super hero time...then I wake up again and join a freak show right after my girl takes my normal son and leaves.... although I imagine she be back in the morning... with bigger tits and one eye

#satt-prompt #show and tell time #satt-genie #satt-writing-prompt #show and tell #satt

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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Find Ariel and make babies, cause fish together swim better hopefully forever....

#satt-prompt #show and tell time #satt-genie #satt-writing-prompt #show and tell #satt

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So does Hope

“Overthinking does kill your happiness”

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Duh

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I’m a mistake....

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I do it’s called checking my phone.....

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And I touched heaven once, then she left me in hell and that’s where I’ve been ever since.....

In a Lonely Place (1950) dir. Nicholas Ray

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That’s me contemplating everything.... this life has to end soon... like last year soon

Cure and destroy depression for life click here

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Yeah I know, not only did it not want me but it wanted my mom to kill me and when she didn’t they turned on her.... I wish she would have scraped me off, would have saved me from a lot of pain..

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he comin’

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Oya’s Cleansing Spell

Oya, Yoruba orisha of wild storm winds, is the personified tropical hurricane. She has the power to blow away all impurities, leaving a fresh, cleansing atmosphere in her wake–ideal for those who wish to begin a situation completely anew. Oya is also the only orisha who maintains contact and control over the dead; use this ritual following any sort of unsettling ghost contamination. This is a complex full night’s ritual, with an extensive list of ingredients. It simultaneously provides space and personal cleansing.

The spell requires:

Nine ribbons, each in a different color, long enough to go around your waist while you’re sitting, with an additional nine inches spare (choose any colors but be sure to include maroon, purple, and brown)

Nine additional ribbons, each in a different color

Nine small, purple eggplants

One bottle of red wine

A bottle of dark rum

A cigar

Nine coins of any denomination

Wine-colored flowers

White candles

Sea salt

Soak the eggplants in the red wine.

Divide the nine main ribbons into three groups and make a braid from each. You will have three braids.

Braid these three together to form one large fat braided belt.

Tie the additional nine ribbons around the belt so that they will fall around your hips when you wear the belt. Set the belt aside.

Drain and dry the eggplants.

Pierce the top of each eggplant.

Run one ribbon through each and tie each eggplant securely to the braided belt, consciously knotting your desires.

Take a mouthful of the rum and spray it onto the belt.

Light the cigar and blow smoke over the belt, all while petitioning Oya to grant your desire.

Although this part of the spell is most powerful performed in the nude, do whatever is comfortable for you: tie the belt around your waist. Whirl and twirl through your home, visualizing all negativity entering into the eggplants.

When you feel that the cleansing is complete, take off the belt and place it inside a plain brown paper bag, together with nine coins.

Take this package to Oya’s home, the cemetery, and leave it at the gates. This is best done at night. If you can, without attracting undue attention to yourself, rattle and shake the gates. Make your presence known. Tell Oya why you’ve come and what you need.

Return home via a different route.

Light the white candles in the bathroom. Run a tub with warm water and add the sea salt to the water. Bathe and relax.

Put on clean clothes and go to bed in clean, fresh sheets.

(from The Element Encyclopedia of 5,000 Spells by Judika Illes)

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Even his cat looks weak.... my black kitty is pure evil...

I love red wine

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THE BASS

THE ROCK

THE MIC

THE TREBLE 

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Don’t forget and everyone else too....

𝔦 𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔭𝔢𝔬𝔭𝔩𝔢...

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Eating disorders suck and are not funny and being forced fed is even less funny and it ranks right up there with my uncles late night bedroom visits when I was A child or with a girl I once knew who was unaware of the word no.... I was 13 when 5 men poured cans of ensure down a tube shoved in my mouth all the way to my stomach, I never fought so hard in my life. It only took 3 times to break me and force me to eat again..... to bad too cause I was really hoping on dying....

Fun little eating disorder things:

• feeling like shit after one meal the entire day!!

• fatigue!!!!

• self hatred!!!!

• thinking you’re not sick because you’re a fat fuck!!

• caffeine addiction!!!!

• insomnia!!!

• depression!!!

• anxiety!!!

• pushing the people that love you away!!!

• wanting to jump in front of oncoming traffic!!!

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lol I like how they have no eyes, I’m sure there is some deep meaning here but I can’t figure it out. I totally hate sex anyways and I never make the first move, not having an interest in being touched has helped my relationships in the past... till the girl wants some, then she without force forces her way around me.. woman are the bad ones, mostly not always but mostly....

an explanation is not owed