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fuck the ucl and fuck the UCL

#well. glad i didn’t take that job with the ioe

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yes feminism but i’d rather die than go to the mechanic alone to get my car fixed like im about to ask and pay my male coworker to come with me so i can get a fair deal

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onceuponadreamjournals

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oh the joy of baking for people i love!!!

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Hellelil and Hildebrand (The Meeting on the Turret Stairs), Frederic William Burton, 1864

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#IS THIS REAL BAHAHAHFHRKOSJFHSHDJ

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the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible

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unstoppable force (my love for athletic men) meets immovable object (my utter disdain for adidas slides)

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so funny hearing americans pronounce "iran" .... like girl you ran where????

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my boyfriend when i tell him i wanna get married for love and to have children and a lifetime of loving commitment: ❌

my boyfriend when i tell him i wanna get married for his uk citizenship: ✅

#men……………

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quick everyone forget everything i said about becoming normal about food and exercise cuz that seems like too hard of a goal so im gonna repress it forever and focus on getting absolutely lean and jacked instead

#ed tw

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#and that’s how i made it through high school without killing myself 😌☝️

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parasocial relationship with coaches…..i am your daughter i am your son i am you i am better than you i am everything you could be i will never be as good as you once were at this sport ………

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Margaret Wise Brown, The Runaway Bunny